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You can't teach that
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Jason will find out he is secretly a clone in a fake Crytal Lake, in case the Real jason needs parts.
Then he will transform into a Giant Machete and Kill people, then Martin Lawrence will show up and hilarity will ensue. I should be a writer. |
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...IN HD!!!!
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And then Hulk Hogan will Hulk Up and destroy the Giant Machine. And then he gets into his yellow Camaro and drives off into the sunset only for it to morph into Bumblebee.
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Luke 15:11-32
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I read that this is basically going to be the first 3 films rolled into one. That's a lot of ground to cover isn't it?
I think they would have been better off making Freddy vs Jason vs Ash based off of the comic book series of the same name. I read the basic plot outline on Wikipedia and it was actually put together pretty well. The thing with horror movies like Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street is that nobody takes them seriously to begin with, so the addition of Ash really fit in well with the overall feel of the films. |
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You can't teach that
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Then Bumblebee crashes into a tree and puts some guy into a coma. then the Shamalyan twist shows it was God at work the whole time.
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Dr. Mantis Toboggan
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