Luckily Matt Hardy isn't married with kids

[KingofOldSchool]

Matt has a dog named Lucas that he calls his son.

Looks like Lucas will get a Twist of Fate.

Jeff will get an email saying that the dog is in the backyard.

Jeff thinks it's Lucas, but when he gets there he sees Lita on all fours.

[FourFifty]

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool Matt has a dog named Lucas that he calls his son. Looks like Lucas will get a Twist of Fate. Jeff will get an email saying that the dog is in the backyard. Jeff thinks it's Lucas, but when he gets there he sees Lita on all fours.

And he'll see Matt from behind with Lita screaming "Oh yea! Slap that tornado! Slap that tornado!"
Matt will have a confused look on his face, but he already got herpes from Lita so it's no big deal.

[Theo Dious]

Originally Posted by KingofOldSchool Jeff thinks it's Lucas, but when he gets there he sees Lita on all fours.

Quit trying to turn me on.