Kane WTF? (Raw Spoilers)

[Xero]

Originally Posted by FourFifty Why would a Monster, a seven-foot tall Monster, want to wrestle Rey, a two-foot tall Mexican? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this WWE Logic? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with WWE logic! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a guy with a Kane Mask tattoo, and I'm talkin' about Rey getting air time! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in in front of your computer deliberatin' and masturbatin' the WWE, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed IWC, it does not make sense! If Kane is a seven-foot tall monster, you must give up logic! Look at the silly monkey!

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