So in about 3-5 years...

[Xero]

Christian Bale will debut as Edge's mystery partner at WrestleMania 28, where he kept saying that "Christian will be my partner".

The Undertaker will quit the business, opens up his own Bed and Breakfast and hat store.

Triple H will tear a newly discovered muscle, from then-on to be named the "H-Tendon".

Chris Jericho will lose a Hair vs Hair match. Against Steve Austin.

Billy Gunn will return to WWE to the biggest main event run in the past ten years, winning the hearts of both marks and smarks alike. He's now called "William Gunn".

CM Punk will go down as the biggest flop in history, and ROH refuses to take him back.

Hulk Hogan will have several more matches, including a "Best Body" contest with JBL.

Vince McMahon will retire in 2013. The company will be handed over to Shane McMahon's husband, Kanyon.

After leaving The Tonight Show, Vince hires Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks as the new announcers for RAW.

Kevin Haash will face RVD at SummerSlam '10.

Vince McMahon will lure The Rock back with big money for a movie, "Stone's Throw". It bombs and almost ruins Rock's movie career.

RAW will go off the air. SmackDown! will be moved to Mondays on ABC Family. It will be rated TV G, all wrestlers will be required to wear at least short sleeve shirts and shorts, women to wear full-length dresses, and can no longer use the word "match" or "contest". Matches will be known as "friendly pats on the back".

Mike Adamle will become United States champion and be known as "American" Adamle.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Originally Posted by Xero Limit 126 Christian Bale will debut as Edge's mystery partner at WrestleMania 28, where he kept saying that "Christian will be my partner". The Undertaker will quit the business, opens up his own Bed and Breakfast and hat store. Triple H will tear a newly discovered muscle, from then-on to be named the "H-Tendon". Chris Jericho will lose a Hair vs Hair match. Against Steve Austin. Billy Gunn will return to WWE to the biggest main event run in the past ten years, winning the hearts of both marks and smarks alike. He's now called "William Gunn". CM Punk will go down as the biggest flop in history, and ROH refuses to take him back. Hulk Hogan will have several more matches, including a "Best Body" contest with JBL. Vince McMahon will retire in 2013. The company will be handed over to Shane McMahon's husband, Kanyon. After leaving The Tonight Show, Vince hires Jay Leno and Kevin Eubanks as the new announcers for RAW. Kevin Haash will face RVD at SummerSlam '10. Vince McMahon will lure The Rock back with big money for a movie, "Stone's Throw". It bombs and almost ruins Rock's movie career. RAW will go off the air. SmackDown! will be moved to Mondays on ABC Family. It will be rated TV G, all wrestlers will be required to wear at least short sleeve shirts and shorts, women to wear full-length dresses, and can no longer use the word "match" or "contest". Matches will be known as "friendly pats on the back". Mike Adamle will become United States champion and be known as "American" Adamle.

That was the most unfunny thing I have ever read from you. It's caught in between a paradox of "nowhere near funny enough to be funny" and "nowhere near serious enough to be serious," so I've got go nowhere near an idea as to what the fuck you were trying to do.