SmackDown! - Captions (04/08/04)

**Corkscrewed** · 04-09-2004, 03:51 AM

Afflicted with Hardcore Holly syndrome, Bradshaw found himself unable to light a match, but if anyone could help him, it was... EL CHUY!!!!

Unfortunately, Rikishi and D-Von missed that memo about the XFL being a complete and utter failure.

OR

Here in the wild, we see a Devoneous Dudleyus preparing to help birth a Rikishius Fatueus. Those Rikishiuses are powerful shooters though, so we best stay back.

It was quite obvious from this picture: Scotty did NOT know Kung Fu.

Now the Invisible Crucifix can be yours for only $99.99! It even comes with instructions printed on impossible-to-miss lime green paper!

Haas: "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR??? WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR????"
Angle: "Um, Haas, that's already been done."

OR

"I could have saved HOW much by switching to Geico???"

Chavo Sr. gave Brian Hebner a public humiliation when he caught the ref "playing" with the Chavo Junior mannequin.

Spike was thrilled to be a part of the Playa's Club, until he learned that it was basically a fancy way of saying he was Mark Henry's next snack.

Cenancle: "Yoo stay down now, yoo undastan?"
Danny Chan: "Yess, I undastand."
Cenancle: "And ONE MORE THING..." *TWACK!* "Don evan theenk about no SELLing!!!"

Having seen this scene many times before, referee Charles Robinson decided to busy himself and practice patting his head while rubbing his tummy.

Big Show hated it when colorful angels' wings fell off and he had to reattach them...

"Now do they go on this way... or this way?"

Angle: "See? WWE polls are fair! They are NOT fixed!"
Cena: "Yeah... not fixed..."

Eddie Guerrero was torn between emotions. On one hand, he couldn't possibly help destroy Superman, but on the other hand, that LexCorp reward trophy looked soooooo awesome.

Tired of all the WWE logo jokes, Teddy decides to seize the logo and destroy it before it could do more harm.

Stamboli never did pass that Heimlich Manuveur test.

Stamboli's luck with attaching angel wings wasn't so good either.

Hebner: "Dammit, stupid flies getting in the ring!" *SWAT!"

Urkel! You did it! You did it!! You won the boxing match!!!

Haas, Cena, and Bradshaw all presented great cases for the award, but no one was going to beat the mind control powers of Darth Maul, standing at the left.

On the other hand, John Cena did have the... DOUBLE Touch of Death!!! Wheeerrrrrrrrererererrrrrr!!!!!

Bradshaw never could hold a microphone and dribble a basketball at the same time.

Cena was in a prone position. Bradshaw was behind him for back up. Now was the perfect opportunity for Kurt Angle, aka evil supervillain THE TICKLER to strike!

Angle and Bradshaw's rendition of "Unchained Melody" didn't go well with the fans.

"Here we gather today to say goodbye to Eddie Guerrero. A hardworking man, he was simply too popular for his own good. And so, one night, he went out drinking with Mr. McMahon near the backwaters of New Orleans, and 'had a little accident in the bogs,' and he was never seen again. May he rest..."

All hell broke loose when the Classic Muscle Car came down to the ring and demanded ownership of the Great American Award.

Eddie made a dramatic heel turn when he stole the trophy, put some nuclear secrets in it, and sold it to the Chinese.

Angle: "Dammit Big Show and Stamboli! You're supposed to put the angel wings back on angels! Not this druken Al Gore look-a-like zombie hick!!!"

In a touching moment, George Lopez accepts the WWE Lifetime Achievement Award for Comedy.

Suddenly, Eddie's craving for chocolate award memorabilia strikes again.

The real reason Booker T was angry at Eddie Guerrero and SmackDOWN!

Tension mounted as the stipulations of the Eddie Guerrero/Kurt Angle Trophy match for the WWE Title were suddenly changed to Hardcore Rules.

Bradshaw does his best Goldberg in a spelling bee impression.

OR

Bradshaw does his best George W. Bush impression.

OR

Bradshaw couldn't believe the Tigers were 4-0 either.

OR

Vince: "Hey Bradshaw, I want you to learn some new moves!"

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04-09-2004, 03:51 AM	#9
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Afflicted with Hardcore Holly syndrome, Bradshaw found himself unable to light a match, but if anyone could help him, it was... EL CHUY!!!! Unfortunately, Rikishi and D-Von missed that memo about the XFL being a complete and utter failure. OR Here in the wild, we see a Devoneous Dudleyus preparing to help birth a Rikishius Fatueus. Those Rikishiuses are powerful shooters though, so we best stay back. It was quite obvious from this picture: Scotty did NOT know Kung Fu. Now the Invisible Crucifix can be yours for only $99.99! It even comes with instructions printed on impossible-to-miss lime green paper! Haas: "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR??? WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR????" Angle: "Um, Haas, that's already been done." OR "I could have saved HOW much by switching to Geico???" Chavo Sr. gave Brian Hebner a public humiliation when he caught the ref "playing" with the Chavo Junior mannequin. Spike was thrilled to be a part of the Playa's Club, until he learned that it was basically a fancy way of saying he was Mark Henry's next snack. Cenancle: "Yoo stay down now, yoo undastan?" Danny Chan: "Yess, I undastand." Cenancle: "And ONE MORE THING..." TWACK! "Don evan theenk about no SELLing!!!" Having seen this scene many times before, referee Charles Robinson decided to busy himself and practice patting his head while rubbing his tummy. Big Show hated it when colorful angels' wings fell off and he had to reattach them... "Now do they go on this way... or this way?" Angle: "See? WWE polls are fair! They are NOT fixed!" Cena: "Yeah... not fixed..." Eddie Guerrero was torn between emotions. On one hand, he couldn't possibly help destroy Superman, but on the other hand, that LexCorp reward trophy looked soooooo awesome. Tired of all the WWE logo jokes, Teddy decides to seize the logo and destroy it before it could do more harm. Stamboli never did pass that Heimlich Manuveur test. Stamboli's luck with attaching angel wings wasn't so good either. Hebner: "Dammit, stupid flies getting in the ring!" SWAT!" Urkel! You did it! You did it!! You won the boxing match!!! Haas, Cena, and Bradshaw all presented great cases for the award, but no one was going to beat the mind control powers of Darth Maul, standing at the left. On the other hand, John Cena did* have the... DOUBLE Touch of Death!!! Wheeerrrrrrrrererererrrrrr!!!!! Bradshaw never could hold a microphone and dribble a basketball at the same time. Cena was in a prone position. Bradshaw was behind him for back up. Now was the perfect opportunity for Kurt Angle, aka evil supervillain THE TICKLER to strike! Angle and Bradshaw's rendition of "Unchained Melody" didn't go well with the fans. "Here we gather today to say goodbye to Eddie Guerrero. A hardworking man, he was simply too popular for his own good. And so, one night, he went out drinking with Mr. McMahon near the backwaters of New Orleans, and 'had a little accident in the bogs,' and he was never seen again. May he rest..." All hell broke loose when the Classic Muscle Car came down to the ring and demanded ownership of the Great American Award. Eddie made a dramatic heel turn when he stole the trophy, put some nuclear secrets in it, and sold it to the Chinese. Angle: "Dammit Big Show and Stamboli! You're supposed to put the angel wings back on angels! Not this druken Al Gore look-a-like zombie hick!!!" In a touching moment, George Lopez accepts the WWE Lifetime Achievement Award for Comedy. Suddenly, Eddie's craving for chocolate award memorabilia strikes again. The real reason Booker T was angry at Eddie Guerrero and SmackDOWN! Tension mounted as the stipulations of the Eddie Guerrero/Kurt Angle Trophy match for the WWE Title were suddenly changed to Hardcore Rules. Bradshaw does his best Goldberg in a spelling bee impression. OR Bradshaw does his best George W. Bush impression. OR Bradshaw couldn't believe the Tigers were 4-0 either. OR Vince: "Hey Bradshaw, I want you to learn some new moves!"