Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen

[Alan The Rapist]

Originally Posted by Kalyx triaD Yes you moron! And when I say hype I don't mean marketing. I mean Barricade's first transformation, and combat rolling into a fucking speedster for a car chase with The Used blasting in the background. I mean Megatron trashing his holding cell after announcing his name to people who called him NBE-1 for decades. I mean the Autobots falling out of the sky. I mean Bonecrusher hockey-checking a bus in half! 'Fuck is wrong with you!?

Ha ha, You know what? It always amazes me, but everytime someone says "that was a good movie" and I say "What was good about it?", the answer is always the same: "The special effects were awesome!" Nobody ever says "the story made sense" or "the characters were compelling" or "I just really like cheesy, cheesy movies". You know what was awesome when it came out? Batman. You know what looks like crap now that Batman Begins came out? Batman.