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Old 01-20-2004, 08:23 PM   #41
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I just thought of this now, but does anyone remember when it was austin appreciation night during the whole "Alliance" era and they showed clips of various superstars on The Alliance saying nice words about Austin. Well remember when they got to Shawn Stasiak, he kept screwing up what he had to say and they showed the various takes it took him to get it right. One of the takes he started laughing, another one he mixed up his sentence, another one he just said "Sh**", another one the director says "I lost count" and then Stasiak replies, "Beautiful". Funny Stuff
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Old 01-20-2004, 08:45 PM   #42
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I think this was from the DX Presidential Speech.

Shawn, surrounded by HHH and Chyna: I repeat, I did not, sleep, with that young intern...

I was up... all... night! (While doing crotch chop)

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Old 01-20-2004, 08:47 PM   #43
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Old 01-20-2004, 08:51 PM   #44
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Old 01-20-2004, 10:38 PM   #45
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Old 01-21-2004, 04:49 PM   #46
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LMAO

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Old 01-21-2004, 04:56 PM   #47
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I just thought of this now, but does anyone remember when it was austin appreciation night during the whole "Alliance" era and they showed clips of various superstars on The Alliance saying nice words about Austin. Well remember when they got to Shawn Stasiak, he kept screwing up what he had to say and they showed the various takes it took him to get it right. One of the takes he started laughing, another one he mixed up his sentence, another one he just said "Sh**", another one the director says "I lost count" and then Stasiak replies, "Beautiful". Funny Stuff
Ahhh good times

And when Flair sided with Triple H after Unforgiven

Flair: I'm gonna CHEECH Triple H how to high style....and profile! I'm gonna CHEECH Triple H to jet set...
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Old 04-06-2004, 01:19 PM   #48
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LMAO

I wish I had like a best of funny comments.

*eyes sadio*
*eyes sadio again*

Bump this ish

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Old 04-06-2004, 02:15 PM   #49
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Old 04-06-2004, 04:06 PM   #50
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"...and there's the FLYING LEG KICK!!!"
LOL, are you referring to the "worst event of all time" at wrestlecrap?
" Throw down your toys and get out of the sandbox, play times over...because tonight, somebody's gonna get their AAAAASSSSS whipped tonight...in here."
Note: The second tonight ISNT a typo
"Hes got the brain of dehydrated bb you put it in a pigeon it fly backwards but hes not a bad guy" "We got the coolio, the scorpio, this is the greatest match ever, this is one of the greatest events of all time."
"You wanna play 21, I got 22, you wanna play blackjack, I got 2 of those too"

Anyways, other than that little side joke, you gotta love just about any joke made by Jericho, The Rock, and Kurt Angle, and Cena is building a good reputation.
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Old 04-06-2004, 04:08 PM   #51
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Old 04-06-2004, 04:24 PM   #52
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Man all the Bobby Heenan ones are the best. But some of the funniest stuff had to come when DX was imitating The Nation and the corporate ministry. Funny stuff right there.
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Old 04-06-2004, 04:30 PM   #53
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Man, I was hoping nobody would mention that one, but I showed up one post too late. I forget who was pretending to be D-Lo, but it was hilarious the way he kept bobbling his head from side to side.
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Old 04-06-2004, 04:48 PM   #54
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Old 04-06-2004, 04:51 PM   #55
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Old 04-06-2004, 06:57 PM   #56
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Man, I was hoping nobody would mention that one, but I showed up one post too late. I forget who was pretending to be D-Lo, but it was hilarious the way he kept bobbling his head from side to side.


Wasnt it road dogg?
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Old 04-06-2004, 07:15 PM   #57
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Man, I was hoping nobody would mention that one, but I showed up one post too late. I forget who was pretending to be D-Lo, but it was hilarious the way he kept bobbling his head from side to side.


Wasnt it road dogg?
yes it was. i also liked jason sensation as owen. "if anyone smells what the rock is cooking, its me, look how big my damn nose is. what the hell am i, an ardvark, woooooo!"
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Old 04-06-2004, 08:17 PM   #58
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I just watched KOTR 2002 the other night. There was a backstage segment with Rock, Booker, and Goldust that I forgot about. But laughed just as hard this time as I did when I first saw it.

I'll try to post it later.
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Old 04-06-2004, 08:56 PM   #59
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Old 04-06-2004, 09:58 PM   #60
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Christian: Let me ask you somthing Booker T
Booker T: What?
Christian: Any relation to Mr. T? *Edge and Christian laugh*

I always thought that was hilarious

John Cena on Zach Gown: This guy is a circus freak half his body is plastic. Why dosent he do all a favor and hop his ass into traffic

John Cena on Brock Lesnar: You walk around like you have potatoes in your crack. Thats a nice tattoo of your mother on your back
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Old 04-06-2004, 11:11 PM   #61
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Old 04-06-2004, 11:13 PM   #62
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Old 04-07-2004, 12:39 PM   #63
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Christian: Let me ask you somthing Booker T
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Christian: Any relation to Mr. T? *Edge and Christian laugh*
That segment ended with Edge saying, " And I pity the fool that goes through a table!"
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Old 04-07-2004, 05:03 PM   #64
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I just watched KOTR 2002 the other night. There was a backstage segment with Rock, Booker, and Goldust that I forgot about. But laughed just as hard this time as I did when I first saw it.

I'll try to post it later.
I remember that. Goldust was impersonating the Rock and touching himself and doing the usual strange things and Rock was kinda freaking out.
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Old 04-07-2004, 06:52 PM   #66
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Old 04-07-2004, 08:41 PM   #67
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cena:you couldnt find 2 lines to rhyme if your brain had lo-jack! how am i gonna get out battled by a wannabe cojack?

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WCW during it's last year:

The Natural Born Thrillers were cutting a promo and giving Mean Gene some shit, and he said something like "Oh, go blow it out your asses!" And they're all "WHAT?!?!" and he's like "Yeah, you heard me! Now get the hell out there so (MIA?) can kick your asses! Jackasses!"

I was laughing my ass off because it was so unexpected.
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:27 AM   #70
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Old 04-13-2004, 02:26 PM   #71
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How aobut Jericho's amazing promo against Trish:

"You're three-time babe of the year? Wasn't Babe a talking pig?"

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Old 04-13-2004, 07:13 PM   #72
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Old 04-13-2004, 07:48 PM   #73
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"Even with a knife, and a dictionary, you couldn't cut a promo right.
I'm the new big thing dude, you ain't even a prototype."

Not the best ever, just one that wasn't mentioned that I like. Cena has a bunch of great one liners.
That one was great because Cena once was called "The Prototype" in an independent federation.

one of my favorite lines was of course, from the Rock:

"You can't beat the Rock, you're half-gay anyway!" talking about HHH.

That kinda stuff wouldn't fly now, but heel Rock and his "half-queer" comments about HHH.... LOL, they were so outrageous.
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Old 04-13-2004, 07:49 PM   #74
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First time Rock used, "It doesn't matter" was gold.

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Jericho: I already told you it-

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Old 04-13-2004, 07:50 PM   #75
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And Kane cutting the Hulk Hogan promo with Rock and Hogan was pretty hilarious too, but that wasn't a one liner.
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Another one that made me crack up:

Jericho during the McMahon-Helmsley Era, about Stephanie:

"Flower? I believe little Stephanie lost her 'flower' a long time ago... after all, how do you think she became a filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom-feeding trashbag ho in the first place?!"

something of which I wish there was a video clip somewhere:

Rock imitating HHH:

"Tonight-uhhhh....I am the Game-uhhhh....and I'm going to be talking about absolutely nothing-uhhhh... well, the Rock says....uuhhhhh-urrrrrgh, you absolutely SUCK!"

"It's not gonna be another DX night. Because frankly, the thought of another DX night makes The Rock want to stick his finger down his throat and spew The People's Vomit all over your candy asses!"

that whole promo was golden...

and then Vince had this one directed at The Rock where he was talking about "feces" but pronounced the word "fee-sheez". It was the same RAW where HHH and DX totally demolished Rock in a cage.

Even Chris Benoit has two golden lines:

"I'm sick and tired of Heyman's crap...and tonight, I'm gonna make you two bitches TAP. Word...Life." from the days of the Cena-Benoit union.

"If you 'Jerichoholics' put a couple of letter Fs after the end of your hero's name, you have my exact opinion of Chris Jericho." (this was on a Sunday Night Heat, following a hilarious promo from Jericho where he called Benoit "The Canadian Crappler", a name he never used ever again past that point)

Taka Michinoku (dubbed voice) to Shawn Stasiak:

"Didn't you used to be called 'MEAT'?!"
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Jericho: This ruling is an absolute travesty, this is the worst decision shes made since deciding to leave home with that rats nest of a hairdo.
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Old 04-13-2004, 09:43 PM   #79
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Kurt Angle: What do you think of this?, "King Kurt".
Taka and Funaki: King Kurt?!?!?
Kurt Angle: Yes a King, similar to what you may call a "sire", or "emperor", or "head ninja".

Kurt Angle: Mr. Benoit, sir, please don't touch my belts.
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Edge and Christian helping out with the announcing during a Hardy Boyz match 'You'll have to excuse us we just have to go do something called a run in' OMG I miss E&C so much
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