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**tucsonspeed6** · 04-14-2004, 06:54 PM

News Reporter: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Peter Jennings, and this is the 2004 election year debates. This years campaigning has gotten off to a rocky start with much violence between the candidates, but we hope to see some sensibility between the candidates this evening. I'm now being told that the debate is nearly about to begin, so let's head live to Washington DC to watch.

*In a large room, a panel of journalists is lined up in front of a stage with three podiums. At each podium stands Presidential Champion, George Bush, Sen. John Kerry, and Green Party Candidate, Howard Dean.*

Panelist #1: Good evening, gentlemen. I understand the tension between each of you up until this point, but you all know the rules of this debate. Each of you will have 60 seconds to make a response to the questions we ask. You will all have a chance to make rebutals, but will be limited to the sixty seconds allotted to you. There will be no interuptions during other candidates speaking time, and finally, there will be no violence between the candidates tonight. Do you all understand the rules of this debate?

*Each of the Candidates nods. Suddenly, a police siren shocks the quiet room. "Holla, if ya hear me!" demands the large audio system. A large, muscular man walks out onto the stage carrying a makeshift podium made out of a couple bales of hay. It's Scott Steiner*

Steiner: Sorry I'm late! I couldn't find a real podium, so I brought these!

Panelist #1: Mr. Steiner, you were not invited to this debate. You will not be in the final title match in November.

Steiner: Hey! I don't recall ever being beaten by any of these guys! I deserve a title shot! *Flexes his muscles.*

Panelist #1: Well....against all better judgement, I guess you can join the debate. Take your position and we'll begin.

*Steiner props his bales on top of one another and nods.*

Panelist #2: I'll ask the first question. Presidential Champion Bush, this question is for you. The war in Iraq has seemingly taken a turn for the worst in the past several months. The region has been in a turmoil of rebellion and terrorism. How does your administration hope to bring about a lasting peace in Iraq, and does your plan fit into the budget? Your time begins now.

Bush: I'm glad you jumped right to the real issues. Our soldiers in Iraq are undermanned and underfunded. With the ever improving economy, reinforcements and new equipment can be sent into--

Steiner: HEY! Just send Freakzilla! I'll holla, and they'll hear me! Go USA!

Bush: ...

Panelist #2: Mr. Steiner, Presidential Champion Bush's time was not up.

*Steiner Flexes*
Steiner: Hey! With a body like mine, your time is up!

Bush: What???

Steiner: Hey! Don't talk to me durring the thebate! I could squash you, little man!

Bush: It's pronounced "debate." I should know. I'm a master of pronunciation.

Panelist #3: Gentlemen, please! Let us just continue? My question is for Sen. Kerry. Mr Kerry, we all know that the environment is a major issue in modern times. What is your plan to eliminate harmful greenhouse gasses from the atmosphere? Your time begins now.

Kerry: This is a nation that is dependant on our future generations. Why should we leave these problems on the shoulders of our children and our grandchildren? By pressuring congress to pass laws forcing industry--

Steiner: Hey! I worked my ass off to get back into the ring!

Kerry: ....

...so?

Steiner: Look at my phys...phyzz...Look at my muscles! *Flexes* Freakzilla is back in the house! Go USA and Go Troops!

Kerry:

You're starting to pi---

Panelist #1: Gentlemen! You agreed to not become violent! I'll just continue with my question for Mr Dean. Mr Dean, your recent announcement as the Green Party Candidate has shocked the nation. Do you have any message for the nation as to why you did this and what your motives are?

Dean: I agreed to be civil tonight, so I will. The reason why I made the announcement the way I did is because--

Steiner: HEY! Mr Bean, you got a problem with the freak? Get your teddy bear huggin ass over here!

Dean (getting angry): Steiner, you've been an arrogant ass this whole debate! I promised to be civil, so I'll let you say what you want, but after that, I don't want to hear you again. Go ahead.

Steiner: Go USA and Go Troops! France Sucks!

Dean: There! Are you done? Now as I was saying---

Steiner: HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!!!

Dean:

Oh, I'll holla! EEEEEAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

*Dean launches himself at Steiner. All of the candidates on stage erupt into a huge brawl. Steiner is hit several times and is thrown into his hay bale podium.*

Steiner: OUCH! *looks at his muscles* Hey! Are you guys ok?!?! I am too, but I need to shoot up! Let's get out of here! *Steiner leaves as the other three fight on the stage.*

News Reporter: A horrible display of a lack of morals by our presidential championship candidates.

As we leave you all tonight, I send you off with the immortal words of a great philosopher: "HEY! Mr Bean, you got a problem with the freak? Get your teddy bear huggin ass over here!" This is Peter Jennings at the 2004 presidential debate. Good night.

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tucsonspeed6 Banned WWE on 1/1/07 Posts: 2,141	News Reporter: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Peter Jennings, and this is the 2004 election year debates. This years campaigning has gotten off to a rocky start with much violence between the candidates, but we hope to see some sensibility between the candidates this evening. I'm now being told that the debate is nearly about to begin, so let's head live to Washington DC to watch. In a large room, a panel of journalists is lined up in front of a stage with three podiums. At each podium stands Presidential Champion, George Bush, Sen. John Kerry, and Green Party Candidate, Howard Dean. Panelist #1: Good evening, gentlemen. I understand the tension between each of you up until this point, but you all know the rules of this debate. Each of you will have 60 seconds to make a response to the questions we ask. You will all have a chance to make rebutals, but will be limited to the sixty seconds allotted to you. There will be no interuptions during other candidates speaking time, and finally, there will be no violence between the candidates tonight. Do you all understand the rules of this debate? Each of the Candidates nods. Suddenly, a police siren shocks the quiet room. "Holla, if ya hear me!" demands the large audio system. A large, muscular man walks out onto the stage carrying a makeshift podium made out of a couple bales of hay. It's Scott Steiner Steiner: Sorry I'm late! I couldn't find a real podium, so I brought these! Panelist #1: Mr. Steiner, you were not invited to this debate. You will not be in the final title match in November. Steiner: Hey! I don't recall ever being beaten by any of these guys! I deserve a title shot! Flexes his muscles. Panelist #1: Well....against all better judgement, I guess you can join the debate. Take your position and we'll begin. Steiner props his bales on top of one another and nods. Panelist #2: I'll ask the first question. Presidential Champion Bush, this question is for you. The war in Iraq has seemingly taken a turn for the worst in the past several months. The region has been in a turmoil of rebellion and terrorism. How does your administration hope to bring about a lasting peace in Iraq, and does your plan fit into the budget? Your time begins now. Bush: I'm glad you jumped right to the real issues. Our soldiers in Iraq are undermanned and underfunded. With the ever improving economy, reinforcements and new equipment can be sent into-- Steiner: HEY! Just send Freakzilla! I'll holla, and they'll hear me! Go USA! Bush: ... Panelist #2: Mr. Steiner, Presidential Champion Bush's time was not up. Steiner Flexes Steiner: Hey! With a body like mine, your time is up! Bush: What??? Steiner: Hey! Don't talk to me durring the thebate! I could squash you, little man! Bush: It's pronounced "debate." I should know. I'm a master of pronunciation. Panelist #3: Gentlemen, please! Let us just continue? My question is for Sen. Kerry. Mr Kerry, we all know that the environment is a major issue in modern times. What is your plan to eliminate harmful greenhouse gasses from the atmosphere? Your time begins now. Kerry: This is a nation that is dependant on our future generations. Why should we leave these problems on the shoulders of our children and our grandchildren? By pressuring congress to pass laws forcing industry-- Steiner: Hey! I worked my ass off to get back into the ring! Kerry: .... ...so? Steiner: Look at my phys...phyzz...Look at my muscles! Flexes Freakzilla is back in the house! Go USA and Go Troops! Kerry: You're starting to pi--- Panelist #1: Gentlemen! You agreed to not become violent! I'll just continue with my question for Mr Dean. Mr Dean, your recent announcement as the Green Party Candidate has shocked the nation. Do you have any message for the nation as to why you did this and what your motives are? Dean: I agreed to be civil tonight, so I will. The reason why I made the announcement the way I did is because-- Steiner: HEY! Mr Bean, you got a problem with the freak? Get your teddy bear huggin ass over here! Dean (getting angry): Steiner, you've been an arrogant ass this whole debate! I promised to be civil, so I'll let you say what you want, but after that, I don't want to hear you again. Go ahead. Steiner: Go USA and Go Troops! France Sucks! Dean: There! Are you done? Now as I was saying--- Steiner: HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!!! Dean: Oh, I'll holla! EEEEEAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!! Dean launches himself at Steiner. All of the candidates on stage erupt into a huge brawl. Steiner is hit several times and is thrown into his hay bale podium. Steiner: OUCH! looks at his muscles Hey! Are you guys ok?!?! I am too, but I need to shoot up! Let's get out of here! Steiner leaves as the other three fight on the stage. News Reporter: A horrible display of a lack of morals by our presidential championship candidates. As we leave you all tonight, I send you off with the immortal words of a great philosopher: "HEY! Mr Bean, you got a problem with the freak? Get your teddy bear huggin ass over here!" This is Peter Jennings at the 2004 presidential debate. Good night.