GAME: Wrestling Scenes from a Hat

**SuperSlim** · 05-04-2004, 08:52 PM

Duuuude... First all you need to do is chill. The first lesson is learning how to chill. After you have mastered that then learn how to ease yourself. Spell it with me

*points to self with each letter

E...A...S...E

After you have the ease inside of you, you can do whatever you want. You are now a master of yourself and soon you will be able to chill just like... and point to yourself when doing this...

*points to self with each letter

R...V...D

I thank you for your time and now go and chill.

**Nowhere Man** · 05-04-2004, 09:07 PM

RVD:"My name is Rob Van Dam. I work for World Wrestling Entertainment, I am thrice de-pushed, and I live in a Van down by the river. Now, I know you kids are thinking, 'Rob, I'm gonna go out there, and grab the world by the tail, pull it down, and put it in my pocket!' Well, I'm here to tell you guys that as you go out there and sign a contract with VInce, you're not going to amount to JACK SQUAT!!!! Young lady, what do you wannna do with your life?!"

Stephanie:"I wanna be a booker for WWE!"

RVD: "Well, LA-DEE-FREAKIN'-DA! Looks like we got ourselves a writer here!"

Hunter: "Actually, Rob, we've really encouraged Steph in her writings."

RVD: "Pal, I wish you would just shut your big yapper!" (Hunter writes down RVD's name in his 'to be buried' list) "Well, you'll have plenty of time for writing storylines, when you're living in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! Young man, what do you wanna do?!"

Jeff Hardy: "I want to live in a van down by the river."

RVD: "Well.....you'll have plenty of time for....living in a van down by the river....when you're.....you're living in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!"

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05-04-2004, 08:52 PM	#1
SuperSlim Oh Sht* Posts: 19,302	Duuuude... First all you need to do is chill. The first lesson is learning how to chill. After you have mastered that then learn how to ease yourself. Spell it with me points to self with each letter E...A...S...E After you have the ease inside of you, you can do whatever you want. You are now a master of yourself and soon you will be able to chill just like... and point to yourself when doing this... points to self with each letter R...V...D I thank you for your time and now go and chill.

05-04-2004, 09:07 PM	#2
Nowhere Man Now. Here. Man. Posts: 8,370	RVD:"My name is Rob Van Dam. I work for World Wrestling Entertainment, I am thrice de-pushed, and I live in a Van down by the river. Now, I know you kids are thinking, 'Rob, I'm gonna go out there, and grab the world by the tail, pull it down, and put it in my pocket!' Well, I'm here to tell you guys that as you go out there and sign a contract with VInce, you're not going to amount to JACK SQUAT!!!! Young lady, what do you wannna do with your life?!" Stephanie:"I wanna be a booker for WWE!" RVD: "Well, LA-DEE-FREAKIN'-DA! Looks like we got ourselves a writer here!" Hunter: "Actually, Rob, we've really encouraged Steph in her writings." RVD: "Pal, I wish you would just shut your big yapper!" (Hunter writes down RVD's name in his 'to be buried' list) "Well, you'll have plenty of time for writing storylines, when you're living in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! Young man, what do you wanna do?!" Jeff Hardy: "I want to live in a van down by the river." RVD: "Well.....you'll have plenty of time for....living in a van down by the river....when you're.....you're living in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!"