GAME: Wrestling Scenes from a Hat

[Nowhere Man]

RVD:"My name is Rob Van Dam. I work for World Wrestling Entertainment, I am thrice de-pushed, and I live in a Van down by the river. Now, I know you kids are thinking, 'Rob, I'm gonna go out there, and grab the world by the tail, pull it down, and put it in my pocket!' Well, I'm here to tell you guys that as you go out there and sign a contract with VInce, you're not going to amount to JACK SQUAT!!!! Young lady, what do you wannna do with your life?!"

Stephanie:"I wanna be a booker for WWE!"

RVD: "Well, LA-DEE-FREAKIN'-DA! Looks like we got ourselves a writer here!"

Hunter: "Actually, Rob, we've really encouraged Steph in her writings."

RVD: "Pal, I wish you would just shut your big yapper!" (Hunter writes down RVD's name in his 'to be buried' list) "Well, you'll have plenty of time for writing storylines, when you're living in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! Young man, what do you wanna do?!"

Jeff Hardy: "I want to live in a van down by the river."

RVD: "Well.....you'll have plenty of time for....living in a van down by the river....when you're.....you're living in A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!"