RAW Captions 5/4/04

**El Santo** · 05-05-2004, 01:47 AM

Always the happy-go-lucky prankster, Randy always had a smile on his face when he played "Guess who?"

Randy was pissed when he found out it was BATISTA who had the last slice of key lime pie.

Rob Conway demonstrates to the viewers at home the incredible power of mitosis.

"WHATever, girlfriend."

Matt: "If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"
Chris: "Deep."

On a very special "That 70's Show", Donna has a dream where sees herself sitting at the card table --- fifteen years in the future --- as a trashy hooker...

... and she was more shocked to find out that Red Foreman was randy and on the juice.

Rinka-dinka-doo! Ha-cha-cha!

Though he was only on Raw for one night only, Sheriff Steve Austin makes an astounding impact by declaring gay marriages legal.

Chris breaks down as Christian and Tomko tell him how much they HATED his YJ Stinger commercials.

Lost and afraid, Lita broke into tears while Matt desperately tried to find a way out of the cargohold of the Starship Enterprise.

In an angle few fans foresaw, the Spice Girls take out a contract hit on Sporty!

The full moon was out tonight, and Gail was on the prowl for some human flesh.

Victoria knew she promised Gail a piggyback ride, but damn, that woman couldn't keep still!

Gail: "What I really really want is to zigazag, ah!"

Midmatch, Michaels does his world famous Fozzy the Bear impression.

The ref screamed when he realized that his hand had transformed into a solid block of wood!

Almost beaten down by his rampaging Michaelsbot, Benoit finally ends it when he finds the off button.

"Now if you folks don't mind, I have been waiting for this ... all ... DAY." *chomp* "Mmmm. Chocolatey."

Trips indicates that there's just a little bit lacking in this year's Hitler Youth rally.

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05-05-2004, 01:47 AM	#3
El Santo One Man Horror Show Posts: 1,046	Always the happy-go-lucky prankster, Randy always had a smile on his face when he played "Guess who?" Randy was pissed when he found out it was BATISTA who had the last slice of key lime pie. Rob Conway demonstrates to the viewers at home the incredible power of mitosis. "WHATever, girlfriend." Matt: "If a tree falls in the middle of the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?" Chris: "Deep." On a very special "That 70's Show", Donna has a dream where sees herself sitting at the card table --- fifteen years in the future --- as a trashy hooker... ... and she was more shocked to find out that Red Foreman was randy and on the juice. Rinka-dinka-doo! Ha-cha-cha! Though he was only on Raw for one night only, Sheriff Steve Austin makes an astounding impact by declaring gay marriages legal. Chris breaks down as Christian and Tomko tell him how much they HATED his YJ Stinger commercials. Lost and afraid, Lita broke into tears while Matt desperately tried to find a way out of the cargohold of the Starship Enterprise. In an angle few fans foresaw, the Spice Girls take out a contract hit on Sporty! The full moon was out tonight, and Gail was on the prowl for some human flesh. Victoria knew she promised Gail a piggyback ride, but damn, that woman couldn't keep still! Gail: "What I really really want is to zigazag, ah!" Midmatch, Michaels does his world famous Fozzy the Bear impression. The ref screamed when he realized that his hand had transformed into a solid block of wood! Almost beaten down by his rampaging Michaelsbot, Benoit finally ends it when he finds the off button. "Now if you folks don't mind, I have been waiting for this ... all ... DAY." chomp "Mmmm. Chocolatey." Trips indicates that there's just a little bit lacking in this year's Hitler Youth rally.