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Guy having sex: Oh yeah, give it to me! Whose your daddy?
Women: YOU! Guy: YOU!? *Looks up abruptly, wag finger. Punch, block, punch, whip, Big Boot, Legdrop!* |
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SEX APPEAL
Posts: 13,830
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*man runs to the toilet*
*explosive diahrrea* *wags finger and shakes* Guy: What are you gonna do, brother, when Montezuma's Revenge runs wild on you?! |
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Has an evil monkey...
Posts: 7,299
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Now. Here. Man.
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Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the loss of one of our own. He was a kind man, a loving husband, a dedicated father, and....
*Corpse looks up abruptly, wags finger. grabs Priest, Punch, block, punch, whip, Big Boot. Legdrop!* |
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