SmackDOWN! Captions [5-13-2003]

**big_bluto** · 05-14-2004, 09:12 AM

Only time for a few so here they are........

Bubba: I'm Grandmaster Sexay Dudley!
RVD: Sshhhhh!!
D'von: Yeah, shut up! You'll get fired!

Bubba: Do the WORM, D'von!
D'von: What?
Bubba: Dude, you're good, but you ain't Stone Cold!

RVD's dyslexia was getting worse.
Bubba was upset, after Rob's RVD hand-signals accidentally spelled F-A-T

I'M THE REAL BOOKER T!

Cole: Okay Champ. Who farted?
Jacqueline: Him!

Chavo: No! Cole, I never floated the air biscuit, essay! It was Jacqueline!
Get her Dad!

While Chavo, Snr tackled Jacqueline to the ground, Cole asked the Ref who he thought had dropped one.
Ref: One of them!

Jacqueline: See! Chavo Snr did it!
Ref: Oh My God! She's right! He's wearing the red underpants of the guilty!

Kurt: Eddie, what's with your left arm? It's huge!
Eddie: YOU TRY GETTING A TITLE FROM VINCE WHEN YOU'RE CRAP AT BLOWJOBS!

JBL botched getting out of the limo, so Eddie had to get him out and carry him to the ring.
Perfect rehearsal for Judgement Day.

Rico's wigs were getting worse!
Not only was this one a mess, and bad for his image, but it had a piece of dead-weight holding him down.

One last time, these are small, but the ones out there are far away!
John:

(rep for ref)

In an effort to convince the fans that he is a main-event competitor, JBL bought an old Hulk Hogan muscle suit from e-bay, scrubbed off all the Red & Yellow paint and the fake tan, shrunk it in the washing machine, put it on, and managed to look fairly muscular. Despite all this effort, he was still met with chants of 'You're shit, You're shit, You're shit you are, you're shit......you're shit.....

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05-14-2004, 09:12 AM	#10
big_bluto Triple A's a bitch Posts: 1,039	Only time for a few so here they are........ Bubba: I'm Grandmaster Sexay Dudley! RVD: Sshhhhh!! D'von: Yeah, shut up! You'll get fired! Bubba: Do the WORM, D'von! D'von: What? Bubba: Dude, you're good, but you ain't Stone Cold! RVD's dyslexia was getting worse. Bubba was upset, after Rob's RVD hand-signals accidentally spelled F-A-T I'M THE REAL BOOKER T! Cole: Okay Champ. Who farted? Jacqueline: Him! Chavo: No! Cole, I never floated the air biscuit, essay! It was Jacqueline! Get her Dad! While Chavo, Snr tackled Jacqueline to the ground, Cole asked the Ref who he thought had dropped one. Ref: One of them! Jacqueline: See! Chavo Snr did it! Ref: Oh My God! She's right! He's wearing the red underpants of the guilty! Kurt: Eddie, what's with your left arm? It's huge! Eddie: YOU TRY GETTING A TITLE FROM VINCE WHEN YOU'RE CRAP AT BLOWJOBS! JBL botched getting out of the limo, so Eddie had to get him out and carry him to the ring. Perfect rehearsal for Judgement Day. Rico's wigs were getting worse! Not only was this one a mess, and bad for his image, but it had a piece of dead-weight holding him down. One last time, these are small, but the ones out there are far away! John: (rep for ref) In an effort to convince the fans that he is a main-event competitor, JBL bought an old Hulk Hogan muscle suit from e-bay, scrubbed off all the Red & Yellow paint and the fake tan, shrunk it in the washing machine, put it on, and managed to look fairly muscular. Despite all this effort, he was still met with chants of 'You're shit, You're shit, You're shit you are, you're shit......you're shit.....