Why I'm a TNA mark

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My Take:

1) I watch Impact EVERY week.
2) I enjoy the show for the most part
3) I do not care for women's "wrestling"
4) That goes double for when the action is in a backstage setting
5) I am 26 and have access to the internet, therefore 2 (or more) decent looking women wearing little whilst "fighting" does not "get me off"
6) TNA do a "bitch brawl" every week
7) Sarita and Madison were friends less than 2 weeks ago...now they're fighting because one hit the other in the head with a slimsy tray
8) I spent most of the match looking at their feet to work out which one was which because they are both brunettes and were wearing pretty much the exact same outfit
9) There are much better things to choose from TNA's show to highlight your enjoyment of the show (Jeff Jarrett's Dojo stuff for example)
10) It comes across to me that you chose your example to get a "rise" out of people here, knowing that they would shit on you/TNA, to those ends...well done.