Jimmy Perez: Supestar

[ooTin]

And I have said it a million times.. I am not a wrestler. I am the In-Ring Announcer for TWF.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Originally Posted by ooTin And I have said it a million times.. I am not a wrestler. I am the In-Ring Announcer for TWF.

A million times huh? How many times have you implied that you were a wrestler though? 2 million?

Originally Posted by ooTin Its not like I wear the belt around at the supermarket. I take it to autograph signings and wrestling events. It just so happens I have had a lot of kids ask for pics with it... not with me and the belt... just the belt... about 99.99% of kids have no Idea who I am. They could care less, they just like the shiny belt and want to touch it.

Originally Posted by ooTin Shit I would kill for a jobber announcer spot on NXT! Much less a wrestling spot on smackdown... even if I was to be buried* until they thought of a way to use me, I would wait it out and keep getting paid to job.

Originally Posted by ooTin i have this overwhelming feeling that you are full of it ram. Seeing as how I actually do some work for a small wrestling fed. There is NO WAY that 2 15 year old kids are there in the ring. It is a liability issue. even if they are the wrestlers kids, if they get injured in the ring then its a really big deal because they were injured on the property of the fed. Just saying, either you full of crap or the owner is a fucking retard and his company will go under the second some little kid gets injured because they are wrestling in his ring.

Originally Posted by ooTin No. You could not be more wrong. The first thing you learn is conditioning. Running the ropes, chain wrestling, and more conditioning. Then weights. When you start wrestling school learning bumps does not start until 2nd year.

Originally Posted by ooTin All I know is what I have been taught by Jimmy. Timmy, Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy, Timmy Jimmy

There are some inconsistencies here as awell:

Originally Posted by ooTin No we are just located in the hick ass town of Seguin, TX. We have a roster of big hearted, well rounded performers who love the sport as much as anyone. They are dedicated to their craft and train hard to put on the best shows allowable with the limited resources that we have.

Three shitty rings is limited resources? Also, isn't Jimmy rich? Doesn't he give away the profit of one show a month?

Originally Posted by ooTin Yes its a blast and seeing as how I drive 3 hours there and 3 hours back for about 500 bucks(-lodging, food, gas, extras) and I only take home about 150, that is the main reason I do it... for the fun.

Do you set the ring up too? I know wrestlers who don't make $50 after crossing the country. You're an announcer and make $500 minus gas for a day's work?

Originally Posted by ooTin Fuck that shit and all MMORPG's I actually have a life fiancée, a 2 year old little girl and one on the way. + I guarentee I get paid more than anyone on this thread.. not a angle or antagonistic phrase, just fact.... probably.

How is it that you have so much free time to work as an announcer and support of TWF and also make a living in which you assume shadows those of people you don't know. What do you do for a living???