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[Corporate CockSnogger]

The Traffic Man. An unstoppable monster hoss type character whose manager has found that the only way to control him is by bringing a set of traffic lights to the ring. Everytime the light is on green Traffic Man goes apeshit, Red - he can cause no offense, Amber - he can only taunt and prepare himself for moves.

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Originally Posted by Iginfest The Traffic Man. An unstoppable monster hoss type character whose manager has found that the only way to control him is by bringing a set of traffic lights to the ring.

Or The Traffic Warden..Every time somebody with a biker gimmick parked their bike at ringside, or a JBl/Del Rio character would have some fancy car parked by the entrance, dude comes out and gives them a parking ticket, then says they don't have to pay if they can beat him in a match.