How I Would FIX Smack Down!

**big_bluto** · 06-07-2004, 10:51 AM

Smackdown women:

This ones easy:
1. Stop wasting our time with this Bikini contest shit - either get your tits out or don't!
2. Either Valet or Wrestler - if you want to wrestle then go to RAW.
3. If any of you get put in storylines where you have to shag an old guy to death then quit. On the spot, just walk and do us all a favour.
4. Don't talk unless you know how to - if you're crap at it, then let someone else do it!
5. If you appeared in Playboy, then get over it. Thousands of women have done it - you're nothing special, so suck it up, and get on with things.

Vince McMahon - please stop kissing them, coz it's disgusting. I've no objection to seeing these particular girls getting kissed, but it's when you do it. Makes me want to Vom.

Now then, Sable can appear a total vicious bitch when she turns it on, and she should do this sort of thing. She would make a great Valet/Manager to someone.

That's it for Smackdown women.
Now I don't want y'all to think that I think women have no place in wrestling, because I really enjoy the vast majority of womens matches on RAW. I just think that the women on Smackdown should stay away from wrestling, and stick to what they are good at.
If they're not good at that, then they should beat it.

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06-07-2004, 10:51 AM	#1
big_bluto Triple A's a bitch Posts: 1,039	Smackdown women: This ones easy: 1. Stop wasting our time with this Bikini contest shit - either get your tits out or don't! 2. Either Valet or Wrestler - if you want to wrestle then go to RAW. 3. If any of you get put in storylines where you have to shag an old guy to death then quit. On the spot, just walk and do us all a favour. 4. Don't talk unless you know how to - if you're crap at it, then let someone else do it! 5. If you appeared in Playboy, then get over it. Thousands of women have done it - you're nothing special, so suck it up, and get on with things. Vince McMahon - please stop kissing them, coz it's disgusting. I've no objection to seeing these particular girls getting kissed, but it's when you do it. Makes me want to Vom. Now then, Sable can appear a total vicious bitch when she turns it on, and she should do this sort of thing. She would make a great Valet/Manager to someone. That's it for Smackdown women. Now I don't want y'all to think that I think women have no place in wrestling, because I really enjoy the vast majority of womens matches on RAW. I just think that the women on Smackdown should stay away from wrestling, and stick to what they are good at. If they're not good at that, then they should beat it.