Make fun of Michael Cole topic.

**Fox** · 06-23-2004, 04:42 PM

Fink: And your announcers for the evening: Lita!

(Lita comes out to her entrance music and runs down the ramp. She slides through the ring and sits down at the announcer's table, but her chair tips forward causing her to smash her face on the table, breaking it into several pieces. Paramedics help her to the back as the work crew puts the table back together.

Fink: Also announcing the show tonight, ULTIMO DRAGON!!!

(Ultimo's music hits and out he runs and SLIP! Dragon crashes to the floor, but gets up quickly, chuckling to himself.)

Guy at Ringside: Nice one, Douchebag!

(Guy high-fives his buddy. Dragon sits at the table.)

Fink: Joining Ultimo Dragon, WCW's Mark Madden!

(Madden, having gained 50lbs since we last saw him on WCW TV, waddles down to ringside. He needs two chairs to fit all of his immensely fat ass behind the table.)

Fink: And finally, TORRIE WILSON!

(Wilson comes out wearing a thong bikini, and jumps on top of the announce table, dancing and gyrating. Dragon and Madden instantly whip out their dicks and start playing with themselves. Dragon glances over at Madden, then down at himself, then back at Madden.)

Ultimo Dragon: GAH? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

(Dragon runs away, his small penis flapping in the wind. Kinda.)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Threaded Mode

06-23-2004, 04:42 PM	#25
Fox "Ask him!" Posts: 10,072	Fink: And your announcers for the evening: Lita! (Lita comes out to her entrance music and runs down the ramp. She slides through the ring and sits down at the announcer's table, but her chair tips forward causing her to smash her face on the table, breaking it into several pieces. Paramedics help her to the back as the work crew puts the table back together. Fink: Also announcing the show tonight, ULTIMO DRAGON!!! (Ultimo's music hits and out he runs and SLIP! Dragon crashes to the floor, but gets up quickly, chuckling to himself.) Guy at Ringside: Nice one, Douchebag! (Guy high-fives his buddy. Dragon sits at the table.) Fink: Joining Ultimo Dragon, WCW's Mark Madden! (Madden, having gained 50lbs since we last saw him on WCW TV, waddles down to ringside. He needs two chairs to fit all of his immensely fat ass behind the table.) Fink: And finally, TORRIE WILSON! (Wilson comes out wearing a thong bikini, and jumps on top of the announce table, dancing and gyrating. Dragon and Madden instantly whip out their dicks and start playing with themselves. Dragon glances over at Madden, then down at himself, then back at Madden.) Ultimo Dragon: GAH? GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! (Dragon runs away, his small penis flapping in the wind. Kinda.)