GAME: Wrestling Scenes from a Hat

**El Santo** · 06-24-2004, 09:59 PM

Nunzio: "Rey, step here a second."

Rey: "Hey, what's going on, my friend?"

Nunzio: "Shhh! I have it on good authority that there's a supervillain loose in the arena."

Rey: "A what? You mean John Cena?"

Nunzio: "No, dumbass! I said 'superVILLAIN', not 'superVANILLA'. Anyway, the creature is not even human. It latches onto anyone... women, old men... and after it sucks to heat out of them and susbesequently emits a 'credibility destruction' aura that affects all cruiserweights, it grows bored, and its host disappears forever. It's known as the Alien Symbiote."

Rey: "WHAT? This ... this symbiote... what does it look like?"

Nunzio: "It disguises itself as the cruiserweight belt. We have to act quickly before it's too late for Chavo Sr.!"

Rey: "But ... but I just won the belt from him last Smackd---... AGHHHHH! AGGHHHH!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!"

Nunzio: "Rey! What's happened to you? Rey... OH MY GOD!!! GET AWAY!!!!!! GET AWAY!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

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06-24-2004, 09:59 PM	#1
El Santo One Man Horror Show Posts: 1,046	Nunzio: "Rey, step here a second." Rey: "Hey, what's going on, my friend?" Nunzio: "Shhh! I have it on good authority that there's a supervillain loose in the arena." Rey: "A what? You mean John Cena?" Nunzio: "No, dumbass! I said 'superVILLAIN', not 'superVANILLA'. Anyway, the creature is not even human. It latches onto anyone... women, old men... and after it sucks to heat out of them and susbesequently emits a 'credibility destruction' aura that affects all cruiserweights, it grows bored, and its host disappears forever. It's known as the Alien Symbiote." Rey: "WHAT? This ... this symbiote... what does it look like?" Nunzio: "It disguises itself as the cruiserweight belt. We have to act quickly before it's too late for Chavo Sr.!" Rey: "But ... but I just won the belt from him last Smackd---... AGHHHHH! AGGHHHH!!!! NOOO!!!!!!!" Nunzio: "Rey! What's happened to you? Rey... OH MY GOD!!! GET AWAY!!!!!! GET AWAY!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"