So... TNA/Kurt Angle

[Mr. Nerfect]

Zeb Colter demands that Los Matadores reveal their identities to the world or else they will kill the bull. Los Matadores eventually concede and reveal that they are, in fact, Epico & Primo. Zeb Colter says that there is no way The Colons could ever give The Real Americans trouble, so they must be impostors. Colter has the bull turned into protein shakes for Swagger and Cesaro, which enrages Epico & Primo who go to war with The Real Americans.

It turns out that El Torito has just been brainwashed by Colter, however, and he returns to help out Swagger and Cesaro. Hornswoggle comes to the aid of Epico & Primo, bonding over the fact that Primo and Hornswoggle have both been there with AJ Lee. Rosa Mendes is driven to the side of The Real Americans, because she had no clue that Epico & Primo were back in the WWE and they never told her. She plays the super-pro-American heel valet she did in DSW with Mike Kruel when she was Roucka.

[Curd]

Originally Posted by Noid Zeb Colter demands that Los Matadores reveal their identities to the world or else they will kill the bull. Los Matadores eventually concede and reveal that they are, in fact, Epico & Primo. Zeb Colter says that there is no way The Colons could ever give The Real Americans trouble, so they must be impostors. Colter has the bull turned into protein shakes for Swagger and Cesaro, which enrages Epico & Primo who go to war with The Real Americans. It turns out that El Torito has just been brainwashed by Colter, however, and he returns to help out Swagger and Cesaro. Hornswoggle comes to the aid of Epico & Primo, bonding over the fact that Primo and Hornswoggle have both been there with AJ Lee. Rosa Mendes is driven to the side of The Real Americans, because she had no clue that Epico & Primo were back in the WWE and they never told her. She plays the super-pro-American heel valet she did in DSW with Mike Kruel when she was Roucka.

I can always use more jingoism on my telly.