RAW Captions [6-29-2004]

**Corkscrewed** · 06-29-2004, 09:54 PM

Randy Orton entertains Batista with his impression of Lita walking.

Edit: Looking back on this set, I think I actually did okay... or at least better than I've been doing recently, do I'd appreciate some comments on any really funny ones, unless they weren't funny and I'm just stupid.

**.44 Magdalene** · 06-29-2004, 10:34 PM

With Regal's power level of 500,000,000, Eugene's Special Beam Cannon was useless.

Here we see a clip of Chris Jericho, losing a limb and falling from space due to a botched Butterfly Effect. Boy, is Lita gonna get it.

With a very shocking turn on his own stable, "The Headless Hunter Horseman" made his debut.

Jericho: Look! A clean pin! I'm getting a clean win over Evolution! My credibility SHALL RETURN!
Everybody: *...Looks away and starts to whistle.*
Jericho: ... Dammit. ._.

After two weeks of HHH's mentoring, Eugene STILL doesn't know what he means by "putting him over."

Tsk tsk. Depend on Eugene to screw up the Fusion Dance.

Horry shit! Ish Tardzirra!

Hitler himself, decked out in camo and horribly aged as part of his eternal punishment, rises out of Hell and immediately mistakes a member of La Resistance for John "Bradshaw" Layfield.

Lost another loan to Ditech!

Dr. Yankem gets ready to examine the patient...with a vengeance.

After Hitler's failed attempt to drag JBL to Hell, the Red Baron makes the same mistake. Damn you, Red Baron.

Lita was horrified. Kane really WAS a cup bigger than her.

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06-29-2004, 09:54 PM	#1
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Randy Orton entertains Batista with his impression of Lita walking. Edit: Looking back on this set, I think I actually did okay... or at least better than I've been doing recently, do I'd appreciate some comments on any really funny ones, unless they weren't funny and I'm just stupid.

06-29-2004, 10:34 PM	#2
.44 Magdalene Smitten for Kittens Posts: 3,814	With Regal's power level of 500,000,000, Eugene's Special Beam Cannon was useless. Here we see a clip of Chris Jericho, losing a limb and falling from space due to a botched Butterfly Effect. Boy, is Lita gonna get it. With a very shocking turn on his own stable, "The Headless Hunter Horseman" made his debut. Jericho: Look! A clean pin! I'm getting a clean win over Evolution! My credibility SHALL RETURN! Everybody: ...Looks away and starts to whistle. Jericho: ... Dammit. ._. After two weeks of HHH's mentoring, Eugene STILL doesn't know what he means by "putting him over." Tsk tsk. Depend on Eugene to screw up the Fusion Dance. Horry shit! Ish Tardzirra! Hitler himself, decked out in camo and horribly aged as part of his eternal punishment, rises out of Hell and immediately mistakes a member of La Resistance for John "Bradshaw" Layfield. Lost another loan to Ditech! Dr. Yankem gets ready to examine the patient...with a vengeance. After Hitler's failed attempt to drag JBL to Hell, the Red Baron makes the same mistake. Damn you, Red Baron. Lita was horrified. Kane really WAS a cup bigger than her.