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07-03-2004, 06:43 AM

And now, we have the real WWE title, not a replica, with John Bradshaw Layfield's name engraved on it! Starting bid at $5.00.. Anyone? $5 for this championship?

*silence*

Rene watches in amusement as Booker T and RVD dance the tango.

Dupree clearly needed to regain his composure after watching Lita vs Hardcore Holly.

RVD finally gets a hold on the glass ceiling.

Worst. Sex. Position. Ever.

YOU... SHALL.... NOT... PASS....

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!

Flair: Whaddya mean that Foley isn't here?
Referee: Foley isn't on Smackdown, Ric...
Flair: I have to apologise to Mick Foley, damnit!

*mutters*

I shouldn't have gotten Hunter to ghost-write that book...

Flair after travelling to the future and discovering his man-boobs.

HE stole my push?

Cena: You don't even deserve one, Kenzo!

HEADLINES: WWE fan suffers from stroke after watching the Great American Bash.

Spike: No, Bradshaw, don't hit me!

*JBL morphs into HHH*

*Spike throws himself onto HHH and holds his leg tightly*

Spike: Oh God, please enlighten me on how not to job anymore...

HHH/JBL: Job... job...

Eddie: Ha, senor! Bow to Latino Heat, you Nazi cowboy New Yorkian!

*after watching GAB*

Bradshaw: Boy, I suck.

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07-03-2004, 06:43 AM	#3
c4g2 Guest Posts: n/a	And now, we have the real WWE title, not a replica, with John Bradshaw Layfield's name engraved on it! Starting bid at $5.00.. Anyone? $5 for this championship? silence Rene watches in amusement as Booker T and RVD dance the tango. Dupree clearly needed to regain his composure after watching Lita vs Hardcore Holly. RVD finally gets a hold on the glass ceiling. Worst. Sex. Position. Ever. YOU... SHALL.... NOT... PASS.... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!! Flair: Whaddya mean that Foley isn't here? Referee: Foley isn't on Smackdown, Ric... Flair: I have to apologise to Mick Foley, damnit! mutters I shouldn't have gotten Hunter to ghost-write that book... Flair after travelling to the future and discovering his man-boobs. HE stole my push? Cena: You don't even deserve one, Kenzo! HEADLINES: WWE fan suffers from stroke after watching the Great American Bash. Spike: No, Bradshaw, don't hit me! JBL morphs into HHH Spike throws himself onto HHH and holds his leg tightly Spike: Oh God, please enlighten me on how not to job anymore... HHH/JBL: Job... job... Eddie: Ha, senor! Bow to Latino Heat, you Nazi cowboy New Yorkian! after watching GAB Bradshaw: Boy, I suck.