GAME: Wrestling Scenes from a Hat

**loopydate** · 07-13-2004, 04:34 PM

HHH: We're going down! We're going down!
VINCE: What, did we hit an iceberg?

HHH exchanges a knowing glance with Stephanie.

HHH: Uh, yeah...

Crunch.

VINCE: Quick! Get rid of the ballast! Everyone who isn't necessary, get them overboard!

A succession of tiny "plops" can be heard.

MICHAEL HAYES: All the cruiserweights are gone, Vince!
SHANE: Pops, two of 'em took the WWE Tag Team Titles with 'em!
VINCE: Nonsense! The frogs have the belts!
SHANE: No, Pops, the other tag belts! Kidman and London?
VINCE: You're talking crazy talk, Shane.
COLE: Mr. McMahon, we're still sinking!
VINCE: Okay, I didn't want to have to do this, but it's time to start weeding out the utterly unnecessary guys.

Off-camera we hear

SOMEONE: No! You can't do this! I paid my duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues!

Splash

VINCE: Poor Bob. Are we still sinking?

ENORMOUS splash

VINCE: What was that?
JR: That was the rest of the SmackDown roster.
VINCE: Ahh, good. Wait...isn't JBL on SmackDown?
JR: ...yeah.
VINCE: Dammit, get a lifeboat! He's such a great heel!
VOICE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

An enraged Ric Flair runs into the cabin and slits everyone's throats with a knife-edge, then throws them all overboard.

HHH: Jesus, Ric!
RIC: He said "heel!"

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07-13-2004, 04:34 PM	#11
loopydate FIT Challenge Slag People Posts: 13,816	HHH: We're going down! We're going down! VINCE: What, did we hit an iceberg? HHH exchanges a knowing glance with Stephanie. HHH: Uh, yeah... Crunch. VINCE: Quick! Get rid of the ballast! Everyone who isn't necessary, get them overboard! A succession of tiny "plops" can be heard. MICHAEL HAYES: All the cruiserweights are gone, Vince! SHANE: Pops, two of 'em took the WWE Tag Team Titles with 'em! VINCE: Nonsense! The frogs have the belts! SHANE: No, Pops, the other tag belts! Kidman and London? VINCE: You're talking crazy talk, Shane. COLE: Mr. McMahon, we're still sinking! VINCE: Okay, I didn't want to have to do this, but it's time to start weeding out the utterly unnecessary guys. Off-camera we hear SOMEONE: No! You can't do this! I paid my duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuues! Splash VINCE: Poor Bob. Are we still sinking? ENORMOUS splash VINCE: What was that? JR: That was the rest of the SmackDown roster. VINCE: Ahh, good. Wait...isn't JBL on SmackDown? JR: ...yeah. VINCE: Dammit, get a lifeboat! He's such a great heel! VOICE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! An enraged Ric Flair runs into the cabin and slits everyone's throats with a knife-edge, then throws them all overboard. HHH: Jesus, Ric! RIC: He said "heel!"