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**Corkscrewed** · 07-13-2004, 06:01 PM

Chris knew he should have fallen for Dave's "check my kneepads" routine.

Edge was right in the middle of a wicked vampire impression when Steven Richards struck with his Ass Darts again.

When Hold Down Aura goes Haywire.

Dave took it hard when he heard Power Rangers was getting cancelled.

Yeah, Sauron was pretty pissed that Edge had retained the title.

Thousands of reb blooded American teens prayed she's pull a Jackie Gayda.

OR

Lana Lang's WWE debut kicked off the WWE's Superman angle, where someone would finally be able to match Triple H in no-selling.

Shouldn't have told Rhyno you had cottage cheese thighs, Rob. He loves cheese.

With Rhyno holding Sylvian glued to the mat, Shang Tsung could at last suck his soul without trouble!

Rhyno's new Clothesline from Hyperspace was a huge hit with the fans.

Vince: "Rhyno and Tajiri winning on back to back nights??? Who the hell wrote this???"

The new Baldmen Ballet was an instant success.

It'd taken a cross country trip, but Nicole Richie had finally won her superlong marshmellow.

When Riverdance goes wrong.

Kane: "When will you get it through your thick skull??? STOP! BOTCHING! THINGS!!!"
Lita: "I's morry."

Kane: "Roaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!"
*tosses Jerichos in anger*

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Jericho and the ref certainly didn't mind flying away with the Iron Giant, but the manner in which he took them with him could have been more comfortable.

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07-13-2004, 06:01 PM	#10
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Chris knew he should have fallen for Dave's "check my kneepads" routine. Edge was right in the middle of a wicked vampire impression when Steven Richards struck with his Ass Darts again. When Hold Down Aura goes Haywire. Dave took it hard when he heard Power Rangers was getting cancelled. Yeah, Sauron was pretty pissed that Edge had retained the title. Thousands of reb blooded American teens prayed she's pull a Jackie Gayda. OR Lana Lang's WWE debut kicked off the WWE's Superman angle, where someone would finally be able to match Triple H in no-selling. Shouldn't have told Rhyno you had cottage cheese thighs, Rob. He loves cheese. With Rhyno holding Sylvian glued to the mat, Shang Tsung could at last suck his soul without trouble! Rhyno's new Clothesline from Hyperspace was a huge hit with the fans. Vince: "Rhyno and Tajiri winning on back to back nights??? Who the hell wrote this???" The new Baldmen Ballet was an instant success. It'd taken a cross country trip, but Nicole Richie had finally won her superlong marshmellow. When Riverdance goes wrong. Kane: "When will you get it through your thick skull??? STOP! BOTCHING! THINGS!!!" Lita: "I's morry." Kane: "Roaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" tosses Jerichos in anger [/QUOTE] Jericho and the ref certainly didn't mind flying away with the Iron Giant, but the manner in which he took them with him could have been more comfortable.