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**Raising Kane** · 07-13-2004, 05:26 PM

I'll try to do the rest later, but a couple quickies...

More proof that Flair is getting senile -
Hurricane: I said suck it old man!
Flair: X-Pac! Who did you suck to get back in the WWE?
Hurricane:

Eugene didn't appreciate the fact that Benoit had eaten a huge burrito before their match. Playing the fart game on your opponent was just so childish!

The fans were disappointed to discover that Benoit was actually HHH's puppet. Eugene supplied the proof by borrowing him from HHH's locker room, bringing him to the ring, and showing how HHH shoved his hand up Benoit's ass to make him talk.

Eugene to fan: Here you wanna play too? Come on. Shove your hand up his ass! It's fun!

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07-13-2004, 05:26 PM	#1
Raising Kane I lied. It was me. Posts: 3,376	I'll try to do the rest later, but a couple quickies... More proof that Flair is getting senile - Hurricane: I said suck it old man! Flair: X-Pac! Who did you suck to get back in the WWE? Hurricane: Eugene didn't appreciate the fact that Benoit had eaten a huge burrito before their match. Playing the fart game on your opponent was just so childish! The fans were disappointed to discover that Benoit was actually HHH's puppet. Eugene supplied the proof by borrowing him from HHH's locker room, bringing him to the ring, and showing how HHH shoved his hand up Benoit's ass to make him talk. Eugene to fan: Here you wanna play too? Come on. Shove your hand up his ass! It's fun!