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**FourFifty** · 07-13-2004, 11:12 PM

Jericho and the ref where in the wrong place at the wrong time as the invisible crucifix hit Kane.

The King introduces the love child he had with Terri in her �Marlena� phase.

Ric: And then Doc Ock does thi----
Hurricane: SHUT UP! I HAVEN�T SEEN IT YET!!!

Ric was having problems with his �Build Your Own Jobber� kit he bought from shopzone.com

Lita taught The Hurricane how to do the last dance leg lock.

Vince: Damn it! We need to fill 10 minutes of air time while Triple H polishes his nose! What can I do?
Intern Writer: Well, we could show a clip to hype the return of Christian, or maybe we can have a few local wrestlers put on a match for the hometown crowd? How about we have an in-depth interview with someone who had a quote in Ric Flair�s book?
Senior Writer: Or show a hot chick for no reason?
Vince: You�re a genius! Intern, you�re fired! Clean out your cubby and take the name tap off your cardboard box!

The night almost turned tragic when Eugene was choking on cream filling� until Chris Benoit came to the rescue!

Benoit needs to work on the whole point at yourself thingie�

Try as he might, Eugene couldn�t quite flap his arms hard enough to fly.

Eugene knew it was all a set up when Vince came to the ring, yelling �RING THE BELL! RING THE BELL!�

Chris: OWWWIE! You mean THIS is what I�ve been doing to people? This fuggin� HURTS!!!!

Now if this wasn�t the most awkward spear.

Another multi-spinaroonie contest ends horribly.

�Hey! It�s just foil covered chocolate!�

It�s quite unfortunate when Eugene insults the wrong movies around the wrong people�
Triple H: Take back what you said!
Eugene: No! It�s just a fairy tale written for modern times with that girl from the Lizze Whatever show on Disney!

The new tag team of Eugene and Steven Richards made their debut with a vicious spiked powerbomb on Orton.

Eugene didn�t know any better when he told Brock Lesnar he has a nice small package.

Randy�s facial expression says that he�s the only one not amused by Ric Flair�s and Triple H�s gas passing contest.

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07-13-2004, 11:12 PM	#21
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	Jericho and the ref where in the wrong place at the wrong time as the invisible crucifix hit Kane. The King introduces the love child he had with Terri in her �Marlena� phase. Ric: And then Doc Ock does thi---- Hurricane: SHUT UP! I HAVEN�T SEEN IT YET!!! Ric was having problems with his �Build Your Own Jobber� kit he bought from shopzone.com Lita taught The Hurricane how to do the last dance leg lock. Vince: Damn it! We need to fill 10 minutes of air time while Triple H polishes his nose! What can I do? Intern Writer: Well, we could show a clip to hype the return of Christian, or maybe we can have a few local wrestlers put on a match for the hometown crowd? How about we have an in-depth interview with someone who had a quote in Ric Flair�s book? Senior Writer: Or show a hot chick for no reason? Vince: You�re a genius! Intern, you�re fired! Clean out your cubby and take the name tap off your cardboard box! The night almost turned tragic when Eugene was choking on cream filling� until Chris Benoit came to the rescue! Benoit needs to work on the whole point at yourself thingie� Try as he might, Eugene couldn�t quite flap his arms hard enough to fly. Eugene knew it was all a set up when Vince came to the ring, yelling �RING THE BELL! RING THE BELL!� Chris: OWWWIE! You mean THIS is what I�ve been doing to people? This fuggin� HURTS!!!! Now if this wasn�t the most awkward spear. Another multi-spinaroonie contest ends horribly. �Hey! It�s just foil covered chocolate!� It�s quite unfortunate when Eugene insults the wrong movies around the wrong people� Triple H: Take back what you said! Eugene: No! It�s just a fairy tale written for modern times with that girl from the Lizze Whatever show on Disney! The new tag team of Eugene and Steven Richards made their debut with a vicious spiked powerbomb on Orton. Eugene didn�t know any better when he told Brock Lesnar he has a nice small package. Randy�s facial expression says that he�s the only one not amused by Ric Flair�s and Triple H�s gas passing contest.