WWE RAW Captions (7/19)

**Rock Bottom** · 07-20-2004, 05:20 PM

"Oh Number One, that plan is most... E-vill. Hu hahahahahahah! Huhahahahahahah! Huhahahahahaah!

"I... Did not, have, sexual relations, with that woman."

"Bloody hell Triple Haitch, take my shoft out of your nose at once!"

or

Apparently this is what happens when someone tells Triple H there is cocaine in their penis.

or

"Hey Regal, I have a shortage of snot in my nostrils. Think you can help me out?"

or

Regal showed us all how far a simple Vince McMahon mask could get you.

More to cum later, I'm sure.

"Pearl Hah bah! Pearl Hah b- Errr, U S A! U S A!"

or

(8) TERR ME HORRRRRRRRR AM I SURPOSED TO RIVE RIFOUT ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (8)

Tajiri had to be restrained after getting a little too patriotic in his World War flashback with a T-shirt gun.

Helms was proud to introduce his new sidekick, the Whorricane!

Here we see the hard-working staff of the WWE's Diva factory.

The Hambgurglar was stunned when his good friend Grimmace had turned him in to go to McJail.

Benoit showed Batista the real meaning of "The Impaler."

Benoit's fellow midget didn't believe Benoit had the pull to butt rape any hoss he wanted, so he had to see for himself.

or

Benoit: (Humping) DO IT! DO IT!
Batista: Ugh... KOO-KOO! KOO-KOO!

or

Benoit shows us exactly why he can tap anyone out.

Batista: Damnit Benoit! Stop humping my belly button, it's a tattoo not a butt hole!

or

Ref: Is that Sean O'... No, couldn't be... Hey, there's a penny up there.

When Triple H told Batista to make sure Benoit was in no condition to win their match next week, Batista did the smartest thing possible... He tied Earl Hebner to the Canadian champ.

Batista: Tropical Punch Kool-Aid, a YJ Stinger, some protein shakes and a glass of milk!
Benoit: Ok, this is alot less sick the other way around.

Batista shows us all exactly why he was called "Leviathan" in OVW.

Lita knew she found her true love when Matt Hardy botched fondling her tits.

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07-20-2004, 05:20 PM	#19
Rock Bottom Ball So Hard University Posts: 8,450	"Oh Number One, that plan is most... E-vill. Hu hahahahahahah! Huhahahahahahah! Huhahahahahaah! "I... Did not, have, sexual relations, with that woman." "Bloody hell Triple Haitch, take my shoft out of your nose at once!" or Apparently this is what happens when someone tells Triple H there is cocaine in their penis. or "Hey Regal, I have a shortage of snot in my nostrils. Think you can help me out?" or Regal showed us all how far a simple Vince McMahon mask could get you. More to cum later, I'm sure. "Pearl Hah bah! Pearl Hah b- Errr, U S A! U S A!" or (8) TERR ME HORRRRRRRRR AM I SURPOSED TO RIVE RIFOUT ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (8) Tajiri had to be restrained after getting a little too patriotic in his World War flashback with a T-shirt gun. Helms was proud to introduce his new sidekick, the Whorricane! Here we see the hard-working staff of the WWE's Diva factory. The Hambgurglar was stunned when his good friend Grimmace had turned him in to go to McJail. Benoit showed Batista the real meaning of "The Impaler." Benoit's fellow midget didn't believe Benoit had the pull to butt rape any hoss he wanted, so he had to see for himself. or Benoit: (Humping) DO IT! DO IT! Batista: Ugh... KOO-KOO! KOO-KOO! or Benoit shows us exactly why he can tap anyone out. Batista: Damnit Benoit! Stop humping my belly button, it's a tattoo not a butt hole! or Ref: Is that Sean O'... No, couldn't be... Hey, there's a penny up there. When Triple H told Batista to make sure Benoit was in no condition to win their match next week, Batista did the smartest thing possible... He tied Earl Hebner to the Canadian champ. Batista: Tropical Punch Kool-Aid, a YJ Stinger, some protein shakes and a glass of milk! Benoit: Ok, this is alot less sick the other way around. Batista shows us all exactly why he was called "Leviathan" in OVW. Lita knew she found her true love when Matt Hardy botched fondling her tits.