So who will Undertaker face at Wrestlemania?

[road doggy dogg]

Undertaker comes out to cut a promo at Raw leading up to WM. Ryan Clark comes out and starts flapping his gums speculating about who Undertaker is about to challenge. Undertaker looks mildly annoyed and is about to say something OMINOUS AND DANGEROUS then the lights in the arena go out and a bale of hay appears at Undertaker's feet. A cloaked figure appears standing on top of the TitanTron, much to the chagrin of The Undertaker. The figure LEAPS down into the ring and lands in the bale of hay, causing Undertaker to lose track of him. More cloaked figures appear around the arena and Ryan Clark pulls off a silicone mask to reveal a cloaked hood beneath as well! Ryan Clark is an Assassin. The other Assassins gather around the ring and surround Undertaker. Undertaker presses down+B and summons his motorcycle a la Wario and screeeeeeeches out of the ring while American Bad-ass plays over the speakers.

Weeks of promos between Clark and Undertaker ensue. Wrestlemania match ends up being an Assassin's Match that pits Hooded Ryan Clark vs Biker Taker with the Assassin's Creed (stable name) barred from ringside.


This'll sell tickets.

[Icame4Hookers]

Originally Posted by road doggy dogg Undertaker comes out to cut a promo at Raw leading up to WM. Ryan Clark comes out and starts flapping his gums speculating about who Undertaker is about to challenge. Undertaker looks mildly annoyed and is about to say something OMINOUS AND DANGEROUS then the lights in the arena go out and a bale of hay appears at Undertaker's feet. A cloaked figure appears standing on top of the TitanTron, much to the chagrin of The Undertaker. The figure LEAPS down into the ring and lands in the bale of hay, causing Undertaker to lose track of him. More cloaked figures appear around the arena and Ryan Clark pulls off a silicone mask to reveal a cloaked hood beneath as well! Ryan Clark is an Assassin. The other Assassins gather around the ring and surround Undertaker. Undertaker presses down+B and summons his motorcycle a la Wario and screeeeeeeches out of the ring while American Bad-ass plays over the speakers. Weeks of promos between Clark and Undertaker ensue. Wrestlemania match ends up being an Assassin's Match that pits Hooded Ryan Clark vs Biker Taker with the Assassin's Creed (stable name) barred from ringside. This'll sell tickets.

You see, Road dogg get's my idea? at least his post is cringe worthy.