Brock Lesnar signs with the Vikings

**AlphaBean** · 08-03-2004, 06:53 AM

I hoped you used that charm on the Hooters waitress. She wouldn't be able to help herself.

SO AS I WAS SAYING, I have some Vikings tickets. ARE YOU COMING OR WHAT, MoRcHeEbA?

**AlphaBean** · 08-06-2004, 04:51 AM

LOL

http://www.startribune.com/stories/503/4913849.html
The Brock Watch just isn't the same without Sable.

A day after stopping by practice to visit her boyfriend, Sable, whose real name is Rena Mero, was nowhere to be seen Thursday. She probably couldn't make it because of her busy schedule. Plus, those two-a-days take quite a toll on your body.

Without Sable in attendance, did Brock Lesnar's teammates get a chance to administer some old-fashioned rookie hazing?

Heck, no. After all, Lesnar isn't your typical NFL rookie.

"It's kind of hard to haze him," Vikings safety Willie Offord said. "He's a little tough. I don't think nobody is going to give him any problem about being a rookie."

Said Marcus Robinson: "With Brock, you can't make him do nothing."

Quarterback Matt Kegel already has had to sing the Washington State fight song in a team meeting, but he figures Lesnar is safe.

"They don't mess with Brock," Kegel said. "He would body-slam them."

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08-03-2004, 06:53 AM	#1
AlphaBean Happy Inside Posts: 18,970	I hoped you used that charm on the Hooters waitress. She wouldn't be able to help herself. SO AS I WAS SAYING, I have some Vikings tickets. ARE YOU COMING OR WHAT, MoRcHeEbA?

08-06-2004, 04:51 AM	#2
AlphaBean Happy Inside Posts: 18,970	LOL http://www.startribune.com/stories/503/4913849.html The Brock Watch just isn't the same without Sable. A day after stopping by practice to visit her boyfriend, Sable, whose real name is Rena Mero, was nowhere to be seen Thursday. She probably couldn't make it because of her busy schedule. Plus, those two-a-days take quite a toll on your body. Without Sable in attendance, did Brock Lesnar's teammates get a chance to administer some old-fashioned rookie hazing? Heck, no. After all, Lesnar isn't your typical NFL rookie. "It's kind of hard to haze him," Vikings safety Willie Offord said. "He's a little tough. I don't think nobody is going to give him any problem about being a rookie." Said Marcus Robinson: "With Brock, you can't make him do nothing." Quarterback Matt Kegel already has had to sing the Washington State fight song in a team meeting, but he figures Lesnar is safe. "They don't mess with Brock," Kegel said. "He would body-slam them."