SmackDown ala Captions (08/05)

**AareDub** · 08-06-2004, 01:19 AM

WWE Presents: If They Mated!

RVD debuts his new crazy white haired gimmick.

If the camera panned down, you would see what Midget Undertaker was doing BEFORE the JBL segment.

When asked if they were real, Dawn simply pointed to the sign behind her.

"I'll wear this robe every week, and if Vince likes my performance he gives me a gold star"

"Security, we have a topless african american male possilby trying to assault the referee. Repeat, we need sec... wait, what? Orlando Jordan? The 7-Up guy?"

Kurt didn't get a gold star this week

Sean O' Haire tried to pull Jackie up by the leg, but she was able to hold herself down with the ropes.

Unable to find the chair that was supposed to be used, Kidman decides to improv and swing Paul London instead.

Spike: Hey man, what's with all the tattoos?
Rey: I can't believe I got so wasted last night....

Rey: What does that one say?
Spike: DUDE!! SWEEET!

What Spike lacks in body size, he makes up for in ummm "size"

I was gonna do more, but I'm goin to bed.

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08-06-2004, 01:19 AM	#8
AareDub I Hate Bottles Posts: 4,362	WWE Presents: If They Mated! RVD debuts his new crazy white haired gimmick. If the camera panned down, you would see what Midget Undertaker was doing BEFORE the JBL segment. When asked if they were real, Dawn simply pointed to the sign behind her. "I'll wear this robe every week, and if Vince likes my performance he gives me a gold star" "Security, we have a topless african american male possilby trying to assault the referee. Repeat, we need sec... wait, what? Orlando Jordan? The 7-Up guy?" Kurt didn't get a gold star this week Sean O' Haire tried to pull Jackie up by the leg, but she was able to hold herself down with the ropes. Unable to find the chair that was supposed to be used, Kidman decides to improv and swing Paul London instead. Spike: Hey man, what's with all the tattoos? Rey: I can't believe I got so wasted last night.... Rey: What does that one say? Spike: DUDE!! SWEEET! What Spike lacks in body size, he makes up for in ummm "size" I was gonna do more, but I'm goin to bed.