SmackDown Captions (1-08-04)

**FourFifty** · 01-09-2004, 01:42 AM

Eddie: So chicka, while everyone is in the corner, wanna check out my low-low?

Basham: Go on! Poke Eddie! Poke Eddie! Poke Eddie!

Chavo won the radio contest to get his seat. The catch was the beerman didn�t go to that section as often as he wished.

Not a caption, just a thought� Isn�t a double-single leg crab a little pointless?

The only problem with the kissing that followed this in Alabama with what was about to happen is they were both guys.

Oh no! Chavo forgot his spear!

Chavo looked on in disgust� How many poor critters were killed to make the seating for the low-low?

John Cena had to pat Mike the Midget on the shoulder to reassure him that A-Train wouldn�t win the match.

The return of Duke �The Dumpster� Drose! Oh, wait, my bad� It�s not Duke with a bag of trash�

Hey, it�s a �family show� so don�t get any ideas with two guys hugging, okay?

Ref: So then I said �That�s no cell phone plan, that�s my wife!�
Akio: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Rey: Oh man! That was a good one ref! Tell the one about the about The Pope and Jerry Springer!

Next time try Acme brand Liquid Fiber, to take care diarrhea so it doesn�t come back!

Tajiri: Hey, I can see myself in your glasses.
Nidia: See? That�s NOT funny!
Tajiri: The way I look at things, it is.
Nidia: STOP IT!
Tajiri: Maybe if you would see things my way, you�d know why this is funny.

Ref: Okay! Making fun of the blind is one thing! Doing a horrible Version 1.0 impression is another!

Nidia: Oh Jamie! You should have seen it! Yesterday I saw the cutest little pair of shoes, and I thought �Oh my god! I totally have the best belt to go with them!� So Anyways, then I had to matching socks and hair ties for the shoes because I do not want to be mismatched in anyway! So me and my girlfriends went shopping for the hairties�.
Jamie (whispering): Now Rey, the best part about having a blind girlfriend is she�ll never know when you�re not listening to a word she�s saying. Hell, one time I was playing my gameboy when she was talking to me.
Nidia: ..And that�s when I found out I was having Rey�s baby, and I was just �Oh my god! I am so going to be a mommy!� I hope you�re not mad, but oh my god! I am like, so totally happy!
Rey (whispering): Did you hear anything she just said?
Jamie (whispering): Not a word!
Rey (whispering, still): Okay, cool. Catch you later.
Nidia: So then I drained your bank account so I could give all of your money to a homeless monkey who said I was cute, and oh my god, it was a cute monkey!
Jamie: Sure thing, hun.

Moments after this frame was taken the ref hit The Big Show with a spear that would put Bill Goldberg to shame.

No, The Big Show and Hardcore Holly wasn�t enough garbage in the ring for Paul Haymen.

Don�t get me wrong or anything. I like Hardcore Holly just as much as I like Mark Henry, but at least Mark Henry knows how to fold a chair!

Holly: Why the hell did Billy use that match for his number 3 moment�

Brock: What the hell!?!?! That was you!?!??! Sparky!?!??!

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01-09-2004, 01:42 AM	#2
FourFifty As over as Crystal Pepsi Posts: 21,639	Eddie: So chicka, while everyone is in the corner, wanna check out my low-low? Basham: Go on! Poke Eddie! Poke Eddie! Poke Eddie! Chavo won the radio contest to get his seat. The catch was the beerman didn�t go to that section as often as he wished. Not a caption, just a thought� Isn�t a double-single leg crab a little pointless? The only problem with the kissing that followed this in Alabama with what was about to happen is they were both guys. Oh no! Chavo forgot his spear! Chavo looked on in disgust� How many poor critters were killed to make the seating for the low-low? John Cena had to pat Mike the Midget on the shoulder to reassure him that A-Train wouldn�t win the match. The return of Duke �The Dumpster� Drose! Oh, wait, my bad� It�s not Duke with a bag of trash� Hey, it�s a �family show� so don�t get any ideas with two guys hugging, okay? Ref: So then I said �That�s no cell phone plan, that�s my wife!� Akio: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Rey: Oh man! That was a good one ref! Tell the one about the about The Pope and Jerry Springer! Next time try Acme brand Liquid Fiber, to take care diarrhea so it doesn�t come back! Tajiri: Hey, I can see myself in your glasses. Nidia: See? That�s NOT funny! Tajiri: The way I look at things, it is. Nidia: STOP IT! Tajiri: Maybe if you would see things my way, you�d know why this is funny. Ref: Okay! Making fun of the blind is one thing! Doing a horrible Version 1.0 impression is another! Nidia: Oh Jamie! You should have seen it! Yesterday I saw the cutest little pair of shoes, and I thought �Oh my god! I totally have the best belt to go with them!� So Anyways, then I had to matching socks and hair ties for the shoes because I do not want to be mismatched in anyway! So me and my girlfriends went shopping for the hairties�. Jamie (whispering): Now Rey, the best part about having a blind girlfriend is she�ll never know when you�re not listening to a word she�s saying. Hell, one time I was playing my gameboy when she was talking to me. Nidia: ..And that�s when I found out I was having Rey�s baby, and I was just �Oh my god! I am so going to be a mommy!� I hope you�re not mad, but oh my god! I am like, so totally happy! Rey (whispering): Did you hear anything she just said? Jamie (whispering): Not a word! Rey (whispering, still): Okay, cool. Catch you later. Nidia: So then I drained your bank account so I could give all of your money to a homeless monkey who said I was cute, and oh my god, it was a cute monkey! Jamie: Sure thing, hun. Moments after this frame was taken the ref hit The Big Show with a spear that would put Bill Goldberg to shame. No, The Big Show and Hardcore Holly wasn�t enough garbage in the ring for Paul Haymen. Don�t get me wrong or anything. I like Hardcore Holly just as much as I like Mark Henry, but at least Mark Henry knows how to fold a chair! Holly: Why the hell did Billy use that match for his number 3 moment� Brock: What the hell!?!?! That was you!?!??! Sparky!?!??!