SmackDown Captions (1-08-04)

**Corkscrewed** · 01-09-2004, 03:31 AM

Kurt wasn't going to fall for the "there's something on your chin" gag again.

For the ultimate heel turn, Chavo teamed up with Rhyno to ensure Eddie would stay with him forever and NEVER reach the main event...

The new Triple Y faction would be off to a roaring start... if they ever managed to figure out how to do their group sign pose correctly.

Benoit and Stamboli were too engrossed in each other to notice the meteors crashing into the arena.

Only Benoit could prevent Palumbo from biting the referee's hand...

Nunzio debated whether or not to tell Benoit that there was a large anvil marked "From HHH" plummeting towards Chris's exact location right now...

It was a team effort to help Nunzio look for his lost contact lenses: Palumbo to hold the rope down, Benoit to anchor Nunzio, and the referee to supervise the affair.

Heyman made a note to never again eat Sour Skittles before a promo.

Benoit, however, couldn't resist snatching a few thrown bits.

Doug: "No fair! I want some candy too!!!"

Scotty learned the hard way what happens when you keep a Basham away from his Skittles.

If the Bashams looked hard enough, they could just see their 15 minutes of push passing by.

Eddie: "Damaja?? What the heck kinda name was THAT?"

Reason #184 Chavo Turned Heel on Eddie: Eddie always ignored Chavo's cries whenever he was being ass-groped by other men.

It was at this point that Eddie decided Danny was taking his little sexual fetishes a bit too far.

Shaniqua was overcome with emotion as she observed the effects of the depushed firsthand.

Danny always had a hard time with those Guerrero Wheelbarrows.

I can't beat Loopy's, so I'm not even gonna try. That was genius!

Giving birth to Eddie Guerrero was another team effort.

Tragedy struck when Eddie feel victim to the ill effects of his own bean burrito.

Chavo felt like Aragorn slaying an orc... except without Andruil.

Chavo: "Damnit! Mae Young left her panties in the lowrider again."

Well, A-Train certainly had a unique way of executing the Heimlich maneuver.

Cena resented his new role as trash collector.

Akio: "I want to see!"
Rey: "NO! Do NOT look into the eyes of Vince McMahon! He will curse all Cruiserweights who gaze upon him!"

(It's okay, Loopy. Steal my gags all you want... that's what turns them into running gags.

)

Vince had hired a wizard referee to try to make Mysterio lose his powers, but that wasn't going to well.

So THAT's what Judge Ito's been doing lately!

Tajiri makes sure Nidia "can't see him."

Those racist referees, calling Japanese homos!

Jamie Noble got real nervous when he saw a Basham zero in on his girl.

With all the trash in the ring, SOMEONE had to sweep it away.

Evidently, Cena the Trash Man didn't do a good job in the ring and missed about four objects.

Holly: "Stupid. Chair. Dammit... Easy-Fold my ass!"

Holly was really pissed. First of all, no one cares about him, and now, even a steel chair won't open for him!

The crowd knew Brock had gone insane when he started calling no one in particular a homo.

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01-09-2004, 03:31 AM	#7
Corkscrewed Posts: 18,357	Kurt wasn't going to fall for the "there's something on your chin" gag again. For the ultimate heel turn, Chavo teamed up with Rhyno to ensure Eddie would stay with him forever and NEVER reach the main event... The new Triple Y faction would be off to a roaring start... if they ever managed to figure out how to do their group sign pose correctly. Benoit and Stamboli were too engrossed in each other to notice the meteors crashing into the arena. Only Benoit could prevent Palumbo from biting the referee's hand... Nunzio debated whether or not to tell Benoit that there was a large anvil marked "From HHH" plummeting towards Chris's exact location right now... It was a team effort to help Nunzio look for his lost contact lenses: Palumbo to hold the rope down, Benoit to anchor Nunzio, and the referee to supervise the affair. Heyman made a note to never again eat Sour Skittles before a promo. Benoit, however, couldn't resist snatching a few thrown bits. Doug: "No fair! I want some candy too!!!" Scotty learned the hard way what happens when you keep a Basham away from his Skittles. If the Bashams looked hard enough, they could just see their 15 minutes of push passing by. Eddie: "Damaja?? What the heck kinda name was THAT?" Reason #184 Chavo Turned Heel on Eddie: Eddie always ignored Chavo's cries whenever he was being ass-groped by other men. It was at this point that Eddie decided Danny was taking his little sexual fetishes a bit too far. Shaniqua was overcome with emotion as she observed the effects of the depushed firsthand. Danny always had a hard time with those Guerrero Wheelbarrows. I can't beat Loopy's, so I'm not even gonna try. That was genius! Giving birth to Eddie Guerrero was another team effort. Tragedy struck when Eddie feel victim to the ill effects of his own bean burrito. Chavo felt like Aragorn slaying an orc... except without Andruil. Chavo: "Damnit! Mae Young left her panties in the lowrider again." Well, A-Train certainly had a unique way of executing the Heimlich maneuver. Cena resented his new role as trash collector. Akio: "I want to see!" Rey: "NO! Do NOT look into the eyes of Vince McMahon! He will curse all Cruiserweights who gaze upon him!" (It's okay, Loopy. Steal my gags all you want... that's what turns them into running gags. ) Vince had hired a wizard referee to try to make Mysterio lose his powers, but that wasn't going to well. So THAT's what Judge Ito's been doing lately! Tajiri makes sure Nidia "can't see him." Those racist referees, calling Japanese homos! Jamie Noble got real nervous when he saw a Basham zero in on his girl. With all the trash in the ring, SOMEONE had to sweep it away. Evidently, Cena the Trash Man didn't do a good job in the ring and missed about four objects. Holly: "Stupid. Chair. Dammit... Easy-Fold my ass!" Holly was really pissed. First of all, no one cares about him, and now, even a steel chair won't open for him! The crowd knew Brock had gone insane when he started calling no one in particular a homo.