Smackdown! Captions (9-23-04)

London: "Billy, we have a match to finish here, don't go."
Billy: "I'm not leaving, I'm showing you how nice my ass looks."


Booker T: "That ain't real blood, sucka."


Booker T tries his best to not puke on the cameraman.


Teddy: "Playa', now your wife Torrie Wilson is turning me on. I dig white chicks. So if I payed you to have your wife spend the night at my house after the show, would you?"
Kidman:


Mysterio: "Isn't it too early for Halloween?"
Kenzo: "Booyaaa, what in the hella is hall-ween-a?"


Spike Dudley's fart smelt so bad that the match had to stop.


Spike: "Getty up, horsy, getty up!!!"


Mysterio: "RVD, you're strangling me, let me go."


Undertaker: "If you eat this chair, Viscera, I'll give you my wife Sara for the night."


JBL: "Woah, check out that chick in the audience with the Swastika sign on her bandanna."


Heidenrich: "I want a match with you Vince, sign up."


Jackie Gayda dreaming of getting it on with Charlie.


Dawn Marie: "You're a stupid old slut."
Moolah: "You're a stupid little slut."
Ref:


The cameraman always seems to enjoy getting downblouse shots of all the Divas that shows cleavage.


Luther: "Hey Curly, shall we beat him up?"
Angle: "Yeah Moe, nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!"

Some of the ones are hard to caption.