Official Kelly Osbourne Hate Thread

[asphyXy]

Ozzy's success is due to Tony Iommi and Randy Rhoads.

[Kane Knight]

Originally Posted by asphyXy Ozzy's success is due to Tony Iommi and Randy Rhoads.

I love you.

I don't really HATE Kelley Osbourne or Ozzy, but neither are what they're cracked up to be. Tony Iommi has done nothing but improve with time, whereas Ozzy's kinda stale. He's had a couple of good songs, but nothing worth the hype. He's mostly just known for his controversy.

Kelly just flat out sucks. She's riding her daddy's name and her mommy's savvy. While she sucks, can you exactly blame her for taking the silver spoon in her mouth and using it for all it's worth?

Originally Posted by asphyXy Ozzy's success is due to Tony Iommi and Randy Rhoads.

How metal was created: A bunch of talented guys got together and decided to play music different from anything else at the time. The problem was that noone of them could sing, so they hired the first coked out hobo they could find to front the band. Black Sabbath was born.

How retards think metal was created:

"Hello, I'm Ozzy Osbourne. I'm really bored. I think I'll create a new kind of music and call it metal."

*shoots lightning from his hands and Black Sabbath appears*

"Right, now o give these guys talent."

*shoots lightning and the groups releases several albums*

"Hmmm, now for the rest of world"

*shoots lightning and every band in every form of metal comes into existence*

[20 something years later]

"Sharoooooooon! I'm bored as fook. I think I'm gonna start another form of music."

Sharon: "That's nice, Ozzy."

*Ozzy shoots lightning from his hands and Korn appear before him*

Ozzy: "Go forth and spread pesitilence across the land. Let there be 1000000000 bands exactly like you."

[Kane Knight]

Originally Posted by Funky Fly How metal was created: A bunch of talented guys got together and decided to play music different from anything else at the time. The problem was that noone of them could sing, so they hired the first coked out hobo they could find to front the band. Black Sabbath was born. How retards think metal was created: "Hello, I'm Ozzy Osbourne. I'm really bored. I think I'll create a new kind of music and call it metal." *shoots lightning from his hands and Black Sabbath appears* "Right, now o give these guys talent." *shoots lightning and the groups releases several albums* "Hmmm, now for the rest of world" *shoots lightning and every band in every form of metal comes into existence* [20 something years later] "Sharoooooooon! I'm bored as fook. I think I'm gonna start another form of music." Sharon: "That's nice, Ozzy." *Ozzy shoots lightning from his hands and Korn appear before him* Ozzy: "Go forth and spread pesitilence across the land. Let there be 1000000000 bands exactly like you."

If it wasn't based on a totally false premise that they "decided to play music different from anything else at the time," it'd make a helluva lot more sense. Except, you know, their Ozzy-era stuff wasn't that different from a lot of their contemporaries.

Of course, I forgive you, as you've been brainwashed by the metalheads of the day, who honestly think it and probably have never listened to ANY of Sabbath's contemporaries.

[blake639raw]

Originally Posted by asphyXy Ozzy's success is due to Tony Iommi and Randy Rhoads.

Yeah, Ozzy always was carried by good musicians. I can't ****ing stand him personally, even though Rhoads is a god.

And on topic, Kelly Osbourne is a fat, annoying bitch.