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I would like to see a match added to the Survivor Series card on RAW. I'd like to see Eric Bischoff come out and say he doesn't give a damn about the WWE at the moment, and he doesn't give a damn about roster restrictions at the moment, etc. Then I'd like to see Eric declare a Invitational Contendership & Immunity Battle Royal that anyone in the WWE can enter. He tells us that Vince McMahon is forcing the GMs to lay back on hard working talent (with the release of A-Train, Billy Gunn & Test), and Eric cut two guys who were injured, but it still wasn't easy for him. So now he's going to bring out the best in the WWE's superstars, as he's going to give the winner a space on RAW, with one-year full immunity to any kind of firing, and the #1 Contender's spot for the WWE Intercontinental Championship, and if anyone lays a hand on that wrestler outside of a wrestling ring, or doesn't make him feel welcome, they're instantly fired. Vince McMahon pops out and declares the match on, because he likes the idea. But he's going to make it more open than that. He declares that the winner of the Invitational Battle Royal can choose which roster they get full immunity, and that will determine whether they challenge for the IC Title, or the US Title. Mr McMahon informs us that the winner of the Battle Royal will also be granted officiating powers. Vinnie Mac also tells us that the winner of the match must be a superior athlete, so why not put somehting else on the line? The wrestler who wins can choose his brand, but the brand he doesn't choose, gets three wrestlers as compensation for this new "mega star's" presence on the opposing brand. The talent sent over to the winner's non-selected brand will be determined by the "powers that be" after Survivor Series, unless someone volunteers to defect. Bischoff agrees, and Mr McMahon says he doesn't need to agree, because it's on regardless of what Bischoff thinks. Anyway, let's say Simon Dean wins the Battle Royal, and chooses to feud with Shelton Benjamin (who beats Christian) over the IC Title on RAW. This makes him more of a pain in the rectum, and also makes the little guy "untouchable" so he can call people backstage fat, abuse referees, and DQ anyone who tries to raise a fist against him in a match (although another referee would be present to count the pinfall, etc.). We could see "The Super Nova of Fitness" run out during a wrestler trying out the Simon System (I like the idea of Rosey being a client of Simon's), and count the pinfall only for them, as a way of getting over how his program increases athletic ability. Point is, though, RAW now has to send three superstars over to SmackDown! after Survivor Series. Maven turns heel and joins Evolution in the main event, and we have Triple H, Batista, Ric Flair & Maven interrupt an Eric Bischoff video interview in which he is trying to tell us which wrestlers will be sent over to SmackDown!. Triple H informs Bischoff that the ruling at Survivor Series claims that Evolution runs the show for one month. They are the "powers that be" now, and they get to choose who is exiled from RAW. First on their list is, Chris Jericho. Next is the man who has sworn to come back, and a long time enemy of Triple H's, Shawn Michaels. The last is the "Legend Killer" Rand....Ric Flair stops Triple H and whispers something in his ear. Triple H then sighs and tells us he forgot how Orton can't get another title shot while Triple H is the champion. Evolution wants to eliminate threats, not harmless bystanders of Evolution in process. Triple H saves the third eviction to later. Eventually we see Triple H decide it will be Benoit (or Eugene) who goes. I n pops Hurricane who tells Triple H he may not be a threat. He may not be able to stop Evolution. But he will do the manly thing, the right thing, and the heroic thing, and volunteer to be exiled to SmackDown!, so Benoit (or Eugene) can stay on RAW, and kick Evolution's ass. Triple H looks pissed as Hurricane walks off into the sunset while Rosey, and the rest of the RAW lockeroom watch as Hurricane takes his stuff in a bag out to his beat down car, and drives off leaving us with a sad moment to end RAW. |
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