Parody: WWE ROSTER CUTS.

[Loose Cannon]

Vince: Who the hell was that guy? WHATEVER. Let's move on.


ACE: UMMM Vince, I hope you know you just let Billy and Chuck go. They were a tag team here once........


HHH


Ace: .......and they might sign with TNA and use that.


VINCE: TNA? What are they going to become pornstars now?


Steph: YAYYYY FOR PORNO DADDY


Vince: Yes hunny.


ACE: Okay, well, Rodney Mack was also on Heat this week Vince.



Vince: And Who is this now?



HHH: OHHHHHHH UHHHHHH Vince, YOU UHHHHH gave him a little Push once, but he didn't UHHHHHHH catch on with the fans UHHHHHH.


VINCE: HMMMMMM, FAILED PUSH, HEAT.....Ummmmm....


HHH: Oh and He's Black



VINCE: FIRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEED That's........fuck, lost count



Taker He has a wife that works here too Vince.



Vince: Which one?




Taker: Jazz


Vince: Well she doesn't work here anymore. HAHAHAHA FIIIIIIRRRRRRRREDD


JR: BLACKOUT BLACKOUT BLACKOUT.....BACK THE MACK........BAH GAWD IT'S JAZZ, WHERE''D SHE COME FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


STEPH: Daddy, JR is making me a scared.



Vince: Jesus, where is Shane with our coffee. JR needs new batteries


ACE: Okay Vince, well we need to cut someone from Velocity then.


Vince: Jesus. who the fuck made these shows?


STEPH


VINCE: Alright let me see that list......


**Vince Closes eyes and puts his finger on one of the names...


VINCE: OKAY.. JOHNNY STROMBOLI......YOU'RE FIIIIIIIIIIIIRED


HHH: Stromboli WAIT ........ I NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO BURY HIM DAMMIT.


TAKER: OH, I GOT HIM


HHH: Alright


VINCE: PHEWWWW, I'm Tired. Okay, One More Guys. Who Shall It Be?


Taker: Y2J's Not Cutting the Mustard UHHHHHHHHHH.


VINCE: NO NO NO, Benoit is pretty good.


JR: RABBBID WOLVERINE.....HE'S FINALLY DONE IT...FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*Rico walks in w/ Miss Jackie


Rico: Hi, Excuse me Vince, but there was a little problem with my pay check this week. You see, I'm suppossed to get $2,000 more.


* Vince looks at check


VINCE: What? We are paying you this much?


RICO: It's the Bare Minimum Vince.


Vince: Oh Well in that case......LET'S MAKE IT EVEN LESS. I don't know who you are, BUT YOU'RE FIRRRRRRREEEEEDDDD...... But let the girl stay here.


Rico leaves crying


Steph: DADDY IS THE GREATEST DADDY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD



HHH Did you see that guy? He looked LIKE A FAG.



Ace: It was his gimmick Hunter. It was actually over too.



HHH: WAS OVER



JR: UNORTHODOX STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STRANGE ONE THAT RICO!!!!!!!!



Vince: Okay Boys, that's it for today. I'll see all of you later.



* Everyone leaves except Vince and Miss Jackie


*4 minutes later in the same room


VINCE: Oh Yeah, Who's the Genetic Jackhammer Baby?


Miss Jackie: *cough cough* you are Mr. McMahon


END OF DAY.