SmackDOWN! Captions [11-18-2004]

**El Santo** · 11-20-2004, 02:02 PM

Cena's dark, homophobic side surfaces when --- in a regrettable moment --- he catches Carlito in a push-up bra.

We know that wrestling can get hardcore, but Cena using the latest Harry Potter book as a weapon? That's going too far!

Their jobs done, Bat-Cena and Nick Patrick the Ref Wonder fire their grappling hooks and disappear into the night.

Gurney Operator: "C'mon, I'm desperate here. I'll let you do freestyle! You won't have any backstage writers! C'mon, man, my ratings are rock bottom."
Cena: "For the last time, McEnroe, I'm not showing up on your damn show!"

Although he followed Teddy's instructions to the letter, Jesus was unprepared to witness what happened to people's bowels when you shoot them in the ass.

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11-20-2004, 02:02 PM	#3
El Santo One Man Horror Show Posts: 1,046	Cena's dark, homophobic side surfaces when --- in a regrettable moment --- he catches Carlito in a push-up bra. We know that wrestling can get hardcore, but Cena using the latest Harry Potter book as a weapon? That's going too far! Their jobs done, Bat-Cena and Nick Patrick the Ref Wonder fire their grappling hooks and disappear into the night. Gurney Operator: "C'mon, I'm desperate here. I'll let you do freestyle! You won't have any backstage writers! C'mon, man, my ratings are rock bottom." Cena: "For the last time, McEnroe, I'm not showing up on your damn show!" Although he followed Teddy's instructions to the letter, Jesus was unprepared to witness what happened to people's bowels when you shoot them in the ass.