Rate The Wrestler - Day 140 - El Giante

[Mike the Metal Ed]

Ring ability: 1
Ring presence: 3
Overness: 1
Work rate: 1
Politics: 10
Personal Bias: 3
Charisma: 1
Being a Basketball player: 10
Being tall: 10
Being talentless: 10
Fighting Undertaker: 10
Paul Bearer was Taker's Manager: 10
Wrestlecrap inductee: 10
Appearing at Wrestlemania: 10
Keeping Hardcore Holly at the Bottom: 10
Mic skill: 1
Overall rank: 6.31

[Funky Fly]

Originally Posted by HardKore UK Ring ability: 1 Ring presence: 3 Overness: 1 Work rate: 1 Politics: 10 Personal Bias: 3 Charisma: 1 Being a Basketball player: 10 Being tall: 10 Being talentless: 10 Fighting Undertaker: 10 Paul Bearer was Taker's Manager: 10 Wrestlecrap inductee: 10 Appearing at Wrestlemania: 10 Keeping Hardcore Holly at the Bottom: 10 Mic skill: 1 Overall rank: 6.31

ROFL

Gotta give him a 3, though. Somewhire in Alabama, Bobcore is singing:

Well I'm movin' on up (movin' on up),
To the east side (movin' on up).
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up' (movin' on up),
To the east side (movin' on up).
I finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don't fry in the kitchen;
Beans don't burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin',
Just to get up that hill.
Now I'm up in the big leagues,
Gettin' my turn at bat.
As long as I live, it's all me baby,
There ain't nothin' wrong with that.

Well I'm movin' on up (movin' on up),
To the east side (movin' on up).
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin' on up (movin' on up),
To the east side (movin' on up).
We finally got a piece of the pie.