You know you watch too much wrestling when...

**Xero** · 03-01-2005, 05:57 PM

� You go around spitting apples in people's faces.

� You kneel down on one knee, raise your hand, spring up, and hit an RKO on the person in front of you.

� You do the same when you're in line for the bathroom.

� When you get fired, you blame it all on your boss' son-in-law.

� You become a star on your wrestling team only to quit and go play football, where you will fail and beg to come back to the team with impossibly high demands.

� You wear a hat and act 'dead'.

� You rap about your enemies in a horrible voice.

� You have a Viscera autograph.

� You want George Bush to turn face.

� You name random body parts.

� You break someone's nose to make a first impression.

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03-01-2005, 05:57 PM	#11
Xero He's Here Posts: 60,735	� You go around spitting apples in people's faces. � You kneel down on one knee, raise your hand, spring up, and hit an RKO on the person in front of you. � You do the same when you're in line for the bathroom. � When you get fired, you blame it all on your boss' son-in-law. � You become a star on your wrestling team only to quit and go play football, where you will fail and beg to come back to the team with impossibly high demands. � You wear a hat and act 'dead'. � You rap about your enemies in a horrible voice. � You have a Viscera autograph. � You want George Bush to turn face. � You name random body parts. � You break someone's nose to make a first impression.