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It's Hammer Time
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You knife edge chop yourself to see how much it hurts.
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The Great Pink Hope
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Your girlfriends laid out spread legged on the bed and all you can think of is grabbing her by the knees and flipping her over for a Boston Crab...
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Posts: 122
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Posts: 122
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When you see anyone or if one of your mates is called Earl, then you haras (sp?) him all day, reminding him that "You screwed Bret"
This actually happened one day at school a few years ago. Some one went up to a guy called Earl (who he didn't like ) and shouted "You screwed Bret" and then his mate went something like "Ring the bell - ding ding ding" The Earl guy then said "Shut up man, you think I'm gay or something. Who the fuck is Bret. And its not even lunch time so why ring the bell" Didn't have a clue it was about wrestling
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