Matt Hardy Released

[KingofOldSchool]

*Lita walks into Vince's office*

Vince: Hello Amy, what can I do for you?

Lita: Yeah so I know you heard about me and Edge's relationship, yes?

Vince: Yes Amy I'm well aware of that, you know that's not really a professional thing right? I mean sure I've done my share of unprofessional things in my life, but I'm Vincent K. McMahon damnit! I own this company!

*Stephanie pops in*

Steph: ME TOO DADDY!

*Triple H pops in*

Triple H: ME TOO DADDY! Oh and Amy, thanks for last night. ;-)

Vince & Stephanie: What?

Triple H: Ohhhh uhhhh Lita was showing me how to do uhhhh the Moonsault, yes...I'm trying to become a cruiserweight now.

Vince & Steph: You're the greatest cruiserweight ever Hunter!

HHH:

*Steph and Hunter leave*

Lita: Anyways, I was wondering if you can do something to help this situation calm down...

Vince: What would that be?

Lita: Fire Edge.

Vince: What? Why would you want me to fire your new boyfriend?

Lita: Oh shit...I mean Jeff Hardy.

Vince: Amy, Jeff's been gone for two years.

Lita: D'oh! I meant to say Shannon Moore.

Vince: Who?

Lita: Shannon Moore? The blonde haired cruiserweight from Smackdown?

Vince: Lauren Jones?

Lita: No, The Prince of Punk.

Vince: He's still around? Why him?

Lita: Oh fuck I messed up again. I meant to say Matt Hardy.

Vince: Why Matt?

Lita: Because I don't want him to hurt Edge, I love Edge! We have so much in common...we are both charismatic...uhhh our entrance music both have lyrics...ummmm we both have long hair.

Vince: Well Amy, I'll fire Matt if you do something for me.

Lita: What is that?

*Vince pulls down his pants*

Vince: Join the "Vince McMahon Suck My Cock" Club!

Lita: Well it sure beats sucking off El Dandy!

*Lita sucks off Vince*

Vince: Consider Matt FIIIIRRRREEED! WOW. You're good, practice much?