QUESTION - Can Trish Stratus help motivate Viscera into becoming the next great icon?

**Nowhere Man** · 04-20-2005, 06:51 PM

I can only guess you're taking the piss here. If not, I'd like to bring up a few points.

1) Viscera sucks. There's no two ways about it. He's boring, he's fat, and he's taken part of some of the most godawful matches of the last decade. Sure, Trish worked with Test and Albert, but even they were a damn sight better than Viscera.

2) Nobody gives a shit about him. Hell, Mark Henry was an Olympic Athelete and won the World's Strongest Man competition, and nobody gave a shit about him. All Viscera's got was that stint he did in the Corporate Ministry and a win in what was arguably the worst KotR of all time. Even if he is "good for a hoss" (which he isn't), the fact that he isn't over in the slightest doesn't really help his case.

3) Viscera really really sucks. I know that's just repetition, but it bears repeating. Even putting him with a charismatic heel/pretty face like Trish wouldn't change the fact that it's still Viscera; that's like putting glowing lights and a custom paint-job on a Yugo.

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04-20-2005, 06:51 PM	#1
Nowhere Man Now. Here. Man. Posts: 8,370	I can only guess you're taking the piss here. If not, I'd like to bring up a few points. 1) Viscera sucks. There's no two ways about it. He's boring, he's fat, and he's taken part of some of the most godawful matches of the last decade. Sure, Trish worked with Test and Albert, but even they were a damn sight better than Viscera. 2) Nobody gives a shit about him. Hell, Mark Henry was an Olympic Athelete and won the World's Strongest Man competition, and nobody gave a shit about him. All Viscera's got was that stint he did in the Corporate Ministry and a win in what was arguably the worst KotR of all time. Even if he is "good for a hoss" (which he isn't), the fact that he isn't over in the slightest doesn't really help his case. 3) Viscera really really sucks. I know that's just repetition, but it bears repeating. Even putting him with a charismatic heel/pretty face like Trish wouldn't change the fact that it's still Viscera; that's like putting glowing lights and a custom paint-job on a Yugo.