Bye Bye IMPACT!

**Kane Knight** · 05-25-2005, 05:32 PM

FSN: Guys, this just isn't working out. We're trying to reach our core demographic, but you guys just aren't doing it. So first off, we're gonna bump your show.

TNA: with what?

FSN: Poker. Also, we're not renewing you. We're going with something more to our target audience. You see, just in case Poker's not a big enough draw, we're bringing in the pure atheleticism of...Get this...Darts...

*TNA executives laugh nervously, and then realise it's not a joke*

Which is pretty much what happened with Spike TV.

STV: We're sorry guys, but wrestling doesn't fit in with our macho image. Without the pure testosterone of shows like McGyver and the Lance Grall show, we'd just be another chick station. Like Oxygen or the Playboy channel.

TNA: You guys don't even KNOW what guys watch, do you?

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05-25-2005, 05:32 PM	#11
Kane Knight Ron Paul 4 EVA Posts: 152,467	FSN: Guys, this just isn't working out. We're trying to reach our core demographic, but you guys just aren't doing it. So first off, we're gonna bump your show. TNA: with what? FSN: Poker. Also, we're not renewing you. We're going with something more to our target audience. You see, just in case Poker's not a big enough draw, we're bringing in the pure atheleticism of...Get this...Darts... TNA executives laugh nervously, and then realise it's not a joke Which is pretty much what happened with Spike TV. STV: We're sorry guys, but wrestling doesn't fit in with our macho image. Without the pure testosterone of shows like McGyver and the Lance Grall show, we'd just be another chick station. Like Oxygen or the Playboy channel. TNA: You guys don't even KNOW what guys watch, do you?