Create an offensive gimmick

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

I've always thought a heel Jesus that attacks faces with steel chairs would be really great. Ooh, and then they could have somebody portray Satan, who would be the face, who would always get ganged up on by Jesus and a bunch of angels with barbed wire bats and torches and crap.

[.44 Magdalene]

Originally Posted by CYCLOPTERSAURUS I've always thought a heel Jesus that attacks faces with steel chairs would be really great. Ooh, and then they could have somebody portray Satan, who would be the face, who would always get ganged up on by Jesus and a bunch of angels with barbed wire bats and torches and crap.

I used to make Jesus on video game Create-a-Wrestlers, complete with white robes and sandals. I've recently been giving him Chris Jericho's entrance so he'd hold his arms out like he's being crucified, then look like he's preaching as he walked to the ring. I always imagined him as a heel. Seriously.

If some guy came to the ring and started saying how he's the messiah, he's going to save us all, we need to believe in him or be damned for all eternity...well, you get the gist.

A person with Terrets (or however you spell it) would be offensive as hell, both to people with and without the actual disease. It's a very played out kind of humor as well, so I could see the WWE doing it.

Wifebeater 3:16 says "I just put your ass back in the kitchen!" It could be gold.