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He's Here
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JR: Okay class, who can tell me where the BAHGAWD YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD ON TV is?
Students: .... JR: Anyone? Can anyone tell me!? Where is the BAHGAWD YOU CAN'T SAY THAT ON TV!? Student: What the fuck are you- JR: BAHGAWD YOU FOUL MOUTH! YOU'RE GONNA GET US THROWN OFF THE AIR! BAHGAWD! Student: Do you mean penis? JR: BAHGAWD THAT'S GONNA COST US A PRETTY PENNY FROM THE FCC! Student: What are you talking about? JR: CHRISTIAN WITH A ROCK STUNNER! THE ROCK STUNNER! THE ROCK STUNNER! CHRIS STORM! CHRIS STORM! DAMN HIM TO HELL! DAMN VINCE HEYMAN TO HELL! (Someone walks into the classroom.) Guy: Sorry kids, JR forgot to take his medication today, so he thinks he's commentating RAW. We'll have this fixed in a jiffy... (Ten minutes later, he brings JR back.) JR: Okay class, now who can tell me where the penis is? |
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Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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JR: Okay ladies and gentlemen, this is called a leg. *Points to his leg* Can anyone tell me what this is? *Points to his arm*
Kid: A head? JR: NO! BAHGAWD YOUR WRONG! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL! Kid: It wasn't MY fault. Kid2: WHAT? Kid3: Show me the puppies! Shannon Moore: Can I go to the bathroom. JR: No, shut up you dastirdly child! |
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