SmackDown Captions (Jan 29, 2004)

**Corkscrewed** · 01-30-2004, 03:55 PM

^ Good. I'm not the only one going crazy then, LOL.

Quote:

If you think you have a hard time when you wake up in the morning, remember the story of poor Orlando Jones...

Jordan, said the guy who's made that same mistake before.

01-30-2004, 07:22 PM

Vince, "Hey, aren't those the shirts I wipe my a** with everyday."
Heyman, "No Vince, it's an ECW shirt."

As if it couldn't get any worse for them, Crusierweights were now asked to reenact the "Carrying of the Cross" passage from the Gospel.

Wrestlers were know aksed to stop and make a hoop in matches, to let fans have the opurtunity to throw away any trash they find at Smackdown. Hmm, I wonder if anybody happened to throw away an A-Train.

Kurt, "Wow, what's this golden box"
Heyman, "Well that's where Vince keeps his buried gimmicks. Go ahead Dawn, open her up."
Voice from Box, "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know."

Cena doesn't even notice Dawn because he's to startled by the fact that Vince is making London and Kidman wash his feet while reciting, 'Thankyou Vince for TV time' over and over.

Eddie, Look Rey, I found the guy from the Street Fighter movie."
Rey, "Oh yeah, hey what happened to the patch."

Security must of been down a bit, when a wookie snuck down to ringside.

Things really got out of hand when the wookie started to take a wiz outside the ring.

Noble prepares to learn "Patty Cake" as he watches the instuctional video from the titan tron.

Nitro-Tech demonstarion #1: Taking Nitro-Tech allows you to become like Brock and slowly squeeze the life out of worthless jobbers.

Nitro-Tech Demonstration #2: Nitro-Tech allows you to become like Brock and turn those worthless jobbers into human floor mops.

Smackdown wrestlers watch the infamous HHH/Michaels match from Raw and are told imitate HHH's every move

or

Smackdown wrestlers practice the official 'O'Hairecon Four' routine to be unleashed if Sean ever manages to escape from his cage.

UH OH, Rhyno accidently dropped his "Free Push" token he won three weeks ago.

Show, "Hey John, you got any hand cream I could use."
John, "Sure, let me just whip some up for you."

Wonka warned the crowd not to eat the "most fabulous sensational gum in the whole world!"

Angle is incredible, While he's trying win a Rumble match, the guy still has time to fix the bottom rope.

Eddie wonders if it was really neccesary to force Sean and Ultimo to practice the HHH/Shawn match while entrapped in the cage.

**El Santo** · 01-30-2004, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Corkscrewed

^ Good. I'm not the only one going crazy then, LOL.

Jordan, said the guy who's made that same mistake before.

Er... no.. you're, uh, thinking of that 7-Up guy... yeah...

Hey, look! Falling smilies!

*runs*

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01-30-2004, 07:22 PM	#2
Loose Cannon Guest Posts: n/a	Vince, "Hey, aren't those the shirts I wipe my a** with everyday." Heyman, "No Vince, it's an ECW shirt." As if it couldn't get any worse for them, Crusierweights were now asked to reenact the "Carrying of the Cross" passage from the Gospel. Wrestlers were know aksed to stop and make a hoop in matches, to let fans have the opurtunity to throw away any trash they find at Smackdown. Hmm, I wonder if anybody happened to throw away an A-Train. Kurt, "Wow, what's this golden box" Heyman, "Well that's where Vince keeps his buried gimmicks. Go ahead Dawn, open her up." Voice from Box, "I'm not telling you anything you don't already know." Cena doesn't even notice Dawn because he's to startled by the fact that Vince is making London and Kidman wash his feet while reciting, 'Thankyou Vince for TV time' over and over. Eddie, Look Rey, I found the guy from the Street Fighter movie." Rey, "Oh yeah, hey what happened to the patch." Security must of been down a bit, when a wookie snuck down to ringside. Things really got out of hand when the wookie started to take a wiz outside the ring. Noble prepares to learn "Patty Cake" as he watches the instuctional video from the titan tron. Nitro-Tech demonstarion #1: Taking Nitro-Tech allows you to become like Brock and slowly squeeze the life out of worthless jobbers. Nitro-Tech Demonstration #2: Nitro-Tech allows you to become like Brock and turn those worthless jobbers into human floor mops. Smackdown wrestlers watch the infamous HHH/Michaels match from Raw and are told imitate HHH's every move or Smackdown wrestlers practice the official 'O'Hairecon Four' routine to be unleashed if Sean ever manages to escape from his cage. UH OH, Rhyno accidently dropped his "Free Push" token he won three weeks ago. Show, "Hey John, you got any hand cream I could use." John, "Sure, let me just whip some up for you." Wonka warned the crowd not to eat the "most fabulous sensational gum in the whole world!" Angle is incredible, While he's trying win a Rumble match, the guy still has time to fix the bottom rope. Eddie wonders if it was really neccesary to force Sean and Ultimo to practice the HHH/Shawn match while entrapped in the cage.