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#641 |
Inno Knows.
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Jericho: Wanna make the Highlight Reel?
Brock: *softer then it gets louder* here cOmeS THE PAIN! |
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#642 |
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Okay, guys, ONE SCENE PER REPLY. Alienoid did 7, Innovator did 2. It doesn't work that way.
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#644 |
Rock n Roll SuperStar
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At the movies
Rock: You take your candy ass up to the concession stand and buy the rock a slice of poontang pie. And when you get back you can lay the smack down on my "jabroni" if you smeellllalalalalaaa what the rock is .... Date: Damn I'll get my own soda. |
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#645 |
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Date: Oh God Jim, come closer............
JR: BAHGODICANTBELIEVEIMGETTINGLAIDSTUNNERSTUNNERTWOCOUNTMCMAHONDAMMITTOHELLTAKEOFFMYHATOLYMPICSLAMTWOFA CEDGOVERMENTMULESCREWJOBBAHGAWD!!!!!!!! |
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#646 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Zach Gowen: Wanna see my second leg?
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#647 |
jWo 4 Lyfe!
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Test, You know what they say about guys with big feet
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#648 |
Triple A's a bitch
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A date with the Big Show:
Scenario: Candle lit dinner for two, exclusive restaurant, Big Show is having a date with a total fan. This girl is hot, foxy and dressed provocatively, and is totally dying to get into Show's pants. They're eating food, drinking wine, and exchanging meaningful glances across the table, she's trying to play footsie, he doesn't notice because he's too busy eating the desert trolley, and as they leave, she walks alongside him with her hand on his ass, explaining to him in great detail how she is going to take him back to her room, and do lots and lots of depraved and perverted things to him, how it'll be a night he'll never forget, how she's already turned on, etc. So they get back to the room, and she starts to undress, silk stockings, etc, not much else on really, gorgeous figure and Show is getting ready for it. She pushes him back on the bed, nice and gentle, and explains to him how she can't wait for foreplay, but has to have him now, and the Big Show delivers the classic line; " Can you make sure you shove my belly back up towards my chest, otherwise it'll slide back down and push you off my knob" |
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#649 |
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Now what is the topic?
I dunno, but my computer locks up everytime I try to load Page 16. Someone tell me the topic and I'll get cracking on it. |
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#650 |
Triple A's a bitch
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How would you get into Kane Knights pants if you were a WWE wrestler.
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#651 |
Now. Here. Man.
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Kane: Hey, baby, I see the rigor mortis is really kicking in....
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#653 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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Renee: Shall I show you my.... how do you Americans say... My "supersize French fry?"
credit where credit is due, the idea came from other person's caption, yet I can't remember who did it. |
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#654 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
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Matt and Lita at the end of the night.
MATT: I love you so much, Lita. LITA: Yeah? MATT: Yeah. LITA: Well, I've got a secret for you. MATT: Whisper it in my ear... She leans in close... LITA: I WANT YOU SO BAD!!! TAKE ME NOW!!! Yes, kids, Lita even botches whispering... |
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#655 |
Ball So Hard University
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Rock: Psst. Hey.
Date: What? Rock: Let The Rock whisper in your ear, and seduce you, sending electricity running through your veins. Date: *Brings her head up from between Rock's legs* ? |
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#656 | |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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#657 |
Diabetes Coming To Getcha
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Waiter: So, you'd like chicken wings and barbaque sauce what would you like?
Date: Hmm..get me the Fried Chicken Steak Tips and the sauce, and for dessert, lets get the Slobberknocker Sauce. JR: (In Dates Ear) I've got your slobberknocker right here below the belt, yes ma'am, tonight is going to be on hellacious night when you and I step into the ring and get it on. |
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#659 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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HHH: I can give you a real big "push" if you play with my "game."
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#660 |
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7000 points to Always450 for his Zach Gowen comment. Great one-liner.
Cheesy wrestling catchphrsases. |
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#661 |
jWo 4 Lyfe!
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Stay in the Back - Theres a Hurricane coming through
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rofl
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Now. Here. Man.
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#665 |
Triple A's a bitch
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If you smeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll what the Rock is cooking!
WTF? You never see him cooking! |
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#666 |
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Lets go Head Cheese! *clap clap clap* Lets go Head Cheese! *clap clap clap*
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#667 |
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"Heil Hitler." -JBL
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#668 |
He's Here
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Real ones
I am the Game-uh... And I am that damn good-uh! ~Triple H It's true, it's true! ~Kurt Angle Made up IF YA SMELLLLL... What the rock, is eating! ~Rock Stay in the back! There's a head of cheese coming through! ~HeadCheese Oh you didnt know? Your ass betta get up and run awayyyy-ayyyy! ~NAO |
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#669 |
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And this is as cheesy as they get.
WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT? WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT?WHAT? (Edit: My post was number 666! Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN) |
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#670 |
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Guys, this is a game where you make up things, not a poll, so you're supposed to make up your own.
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#671 |
jWo 4 Lyfe!
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How about this Corky,
Quit playing around and Just Jiggle. *pulls all body parts in a vertical line and jiggles* |
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#672 |
He's Here
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And thats the way it is, squeeky! **Squeezes rubber duck**
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#673 |
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Can you suck it, digga?
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#674 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
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"What I'd like to have right now... is for all you fat, out-of-shape, inner-city sweat hogs to keep the noise down while I take my robe off, and show these ladies what a real man is supposed to look like!"
Okay, it's not really cheesy, but come on, it's Rick Rude, damn it. |
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#675 |
He's Here
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I HAVE AD... Hey, thats a pretty flower!
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#676 |
The Thread Killer
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Reverend D-Von after converting to the Catholic religion:
"I no longer want your sins, I want your young Boys!" |
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#677 |
EL MERO MERO!
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Kanyon: WHO BETTA THAN...
(a giant list falls in front of him) (reading it) Oh..really? He's betta than me?.. And him? ..X-PAC?! |
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jWo 4 Lyfe!
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#679 |
Taller than Adam Cole
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Pass the Bologna!
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#680 |
PSN: SirHankScorpio
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"if ya smell, what RVD's been smoking"
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