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#681 |
SEX APPEAL
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Hulk Hogan: Rock, when you step into the ring to fight me, it's going to be like painting a picture. I will start out with some pink and make a big streak down the canvas, but oh no, I made a mistake. I have to start all over, but there is no more canvas left! Cmon audience, chant it with me! Then I go down to the Home Depot and ask the guy behind the counter for some paint remover! He says its in aisle 5! Cmon, say it with me now! So I walk down to aisle 5, and I can't find it. I find the paint thinner, but no paint remover! So I go back to the guy behind the counter and he says that he messed up, and it was in aisle 3! So I go down to aisle 3 and pick up the paint remover! I go to the check out and he says the paint remover is, cmon everybody, say it with me, $4.50! I have a $5.00 so he gives me 50 cents in change! So I go back to the painting and remove the pink streak, and then I begin painting my picture of pain. Then, suddenly, I realize I forgot to wear my smock, and I got some paint on my new white t-shirt! So I immeaditely rush it down to the laundry mat and throw some bleach on it to make it all better! It's in the washer, and I'm waiting and I'm waiting, thinking of the pain I will inflict on you, Rock! Then I throw it in the dryer, and I am waiting, thinking of what I should buy at the supermarket tonight, and of the pain I will put you through! Cmon, everybody with me now! I take out the white t-shirt, and realize it has shrunk, and I'm mad! So I angrily drive back, cutting a man off on the street because of my anger, Rock! I park and climb up my stairs and continue my painting, with my smock! I finally finish, it is a puppy.
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#682 |
Posts: 18,357
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I liked Chuck Jones's Catholic jab. Sorry fellas.
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#683 |
The Thread Killer
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A-Train: The Game
Make your choice between Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, or Chris Jericho, and make your way up the glass ceiling, avoiding obstacles such as false pushes, trap doors, Evolution Kool-Aid, and Stephanie, until you get to the top and have to wrestle A-Train. Once you beat him, HHH comes out, Pedigrees you, and casts you back down to lower card hell! Fun for everyone! ![]() |
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#684 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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WWE Krazy Kart Karnage starring JBL!
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#685 |
Has an evil monkey...
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Metal Gear HHH.
After no-selling all the guards throughout the game and using his trusty sledgehammer to fell them. Whenever he faces a boss, he may blade himself, but then uses the pedigree to finish them off. When finally he faces off against Metal Gear Ray, he throws it an evil look and it falls over. But then he discovers that it was being piloted by his genetic twin brother, and a battle on top of the fallen Metal Gear begins. For all eternity. As they refuse to sell for each other. They also no-sell the bomb that has been set too. Sorry if that spoiled it for anyone, but the story is at least 5 years old now... |
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#686 |
Posts: 61,531
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Super Nunzio Brothers
Explore the back playing as Nunzio and his "twin brother" Stamboli. Collect mushrooms for your pizza and jump on the heads of backstage jobbers. At the end of every level, reach the spa and dodge Rene Dupree's attacks and jump on the head of Fifi, to make the ground underneath the French Phenom collapse. Then take the French flag and replace it wih the Italian flag, and save the sizzling Dawn Marie from the French Tickler. |
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#687 |
EL MERO MERO!
Posts: 4,259
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Hurricane: the Game -
You'll want to stay in the back and play this game. You play the legendary superhero as he fights all of his enemies: HHH and the Sinister Kliq. Fight along side Helms and his friends S.H.I.T and Mr. Invisible (Stevie Richards) and try to make it on the big show without getting caught using talent or else it's back to dark matches with you. Weapons include blow-up Steph and a picture of Henry O. Godwin. From the creators of "Smackdown 28:BAWGAWDBROKENINHALFBARBQUESAUCE!" |
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#688 |
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Try the Kart Angel for only $25.99!
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#689 |
Posts: 18,357
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lmao! Some quality stuff here! Keep it up!
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#690 |
As over as Crystal Pepsi
Posts: 21,639
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If you can get past the controls (she just HAD to help program them) your goal is to go through a whole match, without messing up. Many people said it is impossible... Well, since your controls change at random to ensure future botching. That sucked. The Great Escape Staring Sean O'Haire Punished for being too talented and too over with the the fans, the evil king Triple H punishes you by putting you in a cage suspended above the ring. One night, right before a hell in the cell match, the bottom of the cage gives out. In this 3D world you first have to find your way to the back to seek revenge... Steal Hunter's Cream Filling and take a leek in the evolution kool-aid! After that you need to run to Japan while keeping an internet base of fans who would cream their pants if Sean ever came back to wrestle in the states. |
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#691 |
President of Freedonia
Posts: 58,329
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Grand Theft Push: WWE
You take the role of former Australian convict Nathan Jones in an effort to get to the top of the WWE. The Undertaker helps you learn your way around, and from there you have to get yourself more over by stealing pushes from innocent and more talented wrestlers by winning squash matches. Eventually, your good work will pay off and you will be put into a main-event caliber match at Survivor Series. |
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#692 |
Incoming Text
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The Legend of Orton: Link to the Past
When an evil Chairman from another realm takes over Ortons city in hopes of turning all of the talent to his side, Randy Orton, a farm boy whos name holds no merit, is the only one who has the power to stop the Chairmans capitalistic ways!!!! Travel the kingdom, collecting clues as you go. Steal the three Big Pushes (Benjamin, Jericho, Beniot) in order to go to the castle and battle the Chairman for your missing push!!! When your health is full, RKO's are twice as powerful. Wrestlers that you should never beat will fall to your every move. When low on health, fairie Triple H's will return all of your hearts. Have a Wild Time with The Legend of Orton!!! Doctor's Warning: Playing this game could inflate your ego to insurmountable proportions. Stay away from Family Members, Household Appliances and Federation Titles while playing this game. |
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#693 |
Incoming Text
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What happened here? Did this thread die? DONT LET IT DIE CORKY!!!!!!!!!
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#694 |
Just Some Guy
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Vince McMahon in EWR: Revenge
Basically it's EWR, but the aim isn't to take the bottom company to the top, but instead take the top company to the bottom |
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#695 |
Posts: 18,357
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Yeah... okay. Sorry guys, I've been pretty busy lately, so I apologize for the lack of new scenes.
I wasn't really feeling any of the offers, so no points this time. Sorry, but remember, just like Kenzo Suzuki's promos, points don't matter! Unique ways for a renegade Sean O'Haire to kill people. |
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#696 |
Shadow Conspircy leader
Posts: 18,582
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Shove Mop down someone's throat.
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#697 |
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Put some powdery anthrax spores onto some cream filling and hope the filling is vanilla.
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#698 |
Just Some Guy
Posts: 14,679
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By making them disappear to the realm of no return that also claimed his push and the WWE's ratings
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#699 |
The Thread Killer
Posts: 477
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Using the dirty sheets that the WWE gave him to sleep with, and hanging someone from the bottom of his cage.
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#700 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
Posts: 13,816
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By telling them something they actually didn't know!
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#701 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Smash their head between the cage and the door...
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#702 |
Posts: 61,531
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Smash them through the Glass Ceiling, down into the Dog House with the carnivorous dog that eats talent (coincidently named "Hunter").
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#703 |
Posts: 18,357
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It'd be nice if you guys... ya know... acted out these scenes, instead of just listing them.
Geez, they post books when I want one liners, then post lists when I want scenes... Wait, did I just write that out? Crap. Um... carry on guys. ![]() |
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#704 |
Posts: 18,357
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Okay, so much for that...
WWE-themed candy. |
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#705 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Kaneanites: Pop Rocks WWE style...
Announcer: KIDS! Are you tired of the same old boring candy? Kids: YEAH! Announcer: Well, buy some KANEANITES! They explode when you eat em! Kid: **Takes a bite** AHH! AHH! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! AHHH! Announcer: Yes, now you too can be burned on the inside, just like Kane! |
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#706 |
Triple A's a bitch
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Buy JR's special unique BBQ flavoured Candy!
It'll make you freak out! BAHGAWDIT'SACOMPLETESUGARSENSATIONTASTESLIKEBBQSAUCECOVEREDGOVERNMENTMULE! |
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#707 |
He's Here
Posts: 60,735
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Eugene's Yummy, Weird Tasting Balloons!
Eugene: **Chews on one** This tastes funny... **Thumbs up** |
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#708 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
Posts: 13,816
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Eat Goobers! The only candy snack named for the WWE Writing Staff!
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#709 |
Posts: 270
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Announcer : For a limited time kids be just like RVD with his five star special brownies
RVD: Yeah little dudes I eat one before every match Announcer: Thats right kids be just like RVD have one before Smackdown and Raw avaliable at all fine stores......until they realize whats in it ![]() In the days of Kings and Queens I was a jester Treat me like a God, oh they treat me like a leper - Atmosphere |
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#710 |
...and a Batman symbol
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The Boss Pushpops
They push themself up when you suck on them. Remember: The Boss - Will Only Push If You Start Sucking |
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#711 |
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Booker candy
Suck them! Then at the five time five time five time you will know what it is to be like to spinarooni! Now, can you suck that, digga? :foc: |
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#712 |
Posts: 18,357
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1000 points to Transplant!
![]() If Lita was Speaker of the House. |
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#713 |
Posts: 61,531
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Lita: I would like to announce pregnilocity under crampties of nasal and naval forsees carrot grown ups....and Matt.....Kane..........forsees carrot grown ups.
Person in Audience: She botched it didn't she? Other Person in Audience: *Nods* |
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#714 |
Posts: 18,357
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#715 |
FIT Challenge Slag People
Posts: 13,816
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Gavel pounds.
LITA: I would like to call this session of the Rouse of Hepresentatives to order! MAJ. LEADER: "House of Representatives." LITA: Right. The chair recognizes the representative from the state of Missipippi. MO REP: Um, it's "Mississippi." And I'm the representative from Missouri. Mississippi isn't my state. LITA: (In exact same emotionless tone as she's said everything else so far) It might be yours. |
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#716 |
Posts: 18,357
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1000 points to loopy and Alienoid. For trying.
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#717 |
...and a Batman symbol
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Crewman: Im Sorry sir, the dingys can only hold the McMahons and the Helmsleys
Billy Kidman: BUT YOU HAVE FIVE HUNDRED AND FIFTY TWO FUCKIN DINGYS!!!! Crewman: Sir, do you know how much effort it takes to carry Shane McMahon? |
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#718 |
Now. Here. Man.
Posts: 8,370
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**Pyro and beating drums are heard**
Boat Crew: IIIIIIIICE-BERG! IIIIIIIIICE-BERG! IIIIIIICE-BERG! |
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#719 |
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you guys love this and it derserves it, so my first act as MOD is to "Sticky" this bad boy. For now.
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#720 |
Spammy Certified
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Does not need to be stickied.
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