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Old 07-16-2011, 12:09 AM   #1
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Arrow We've all come a long way. Or have we.....
Tazz Dan comes across Skippord and Ben Rodrigues having a coffee. *CHAIR SHOT* to both, covers them...
1 2 3. *Steals the title*
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Old 07-16-2011, 12:30 AM   #2
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*Lock Jaw mauls Tazz Dan with a Leopard. Pins him....

1 2 3. Lock Jaw casually walks off with the title.*
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Old 07-16-2011, 12:40 AM   #3
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As Lock Jaw strolls around the corner he bumps into screech, spilling the drink he was carrying. Enraged, screech rips Lock Jaw's spine out through his ass & pins him.

1 2 3. New champion.

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Old 07-16-2011, 12:40 AM   #4
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Screech is shoved into a locker by Slater. Roll up while distracted.

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Old 07-16-2011, 12:43 AM   #5
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While Rick is laughing at Rock Bottom's offer, screech runs in & clocks him with a Civil War belt buckle.

1 2 3. New champion.

screech heads to the strip club while Rick and The Old Man laugh at a fallen Rock Bottom.
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Old 07-16-2011, 12:49 AM   #6
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Lock Jaw parachutes into the strip club.

Screech is shocked and yells "Y-YOU'RE DEAD! I KILLED YOU!"

Lock Jaw smirks and waves his spine like a sword at Screech and proclaims, "Nah, I feel better than ever now, bro!"

Screech lunges at Lock Jaw, but Lock Jaw stabs him in the eye with his spine. A quick rollup.

1.2.3.

Lock Jaw laughs, grabs the title, spins his spine like a helicopter propeller, and flies away.
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Old 07-16-2011, 01:29 AM   #7
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Just then, Bizarroking launches himself out of a cannon and spears Lock Jaw in the air then covers him

1-2-3!

"My belt now brah!" I exclaim taking the belt from him and running away.
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Old 07-16-2011, 01:35 AM   #8
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Smelly Meatball chases Bizarroking and knocks him out with a swing from a cardboard tube.

Nuzio comes in for the count, 1-2-3.

Smelly Meatball holds a championship rally waving to the people who have no clue what just occurred or why there is a rally taking place in the middle of the night.
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Old 07-16-2011, 03:57 AM   #9
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Shadrick lures Smelly Meatball into an unmarked van during his championship rally in the middle of the night with promises of candy and funny stories. They get out in the middle of a field straight out of Law And Order SVU. Shadrick hits him with the Chloroform DDT. Covers him. 1-2-3 and we have a new Hardcore Champion.

Shadrick celebrates by toasting a beer to Tazz Dan before giving him a Rough Ryder and shouting "WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT" at the top of his lungs.
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Old 07-16-2011, 04:20 AM   #10
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You know the original Hardcore Title thread turned into C-Fedding in 2004, right?

You guys are way behind the times.
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Old 07-16-2011, 08:02 AM   #11
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Old 07-16-2011, 08:49 AM   #12
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Iginfest hits Shadrick with a coconut.

Pins him 1... 2... KICK OUT.

Iginfest runs away scared, and keeps in mind to get something bigger than a coconut.
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Old 07-16-2011, 09:44 AM   #13
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MikeyMike comes out of nowhere and levels Shadrick with a frying pan straight to the face, taking advantage of Iginfest's previous attempt.

Pins him 1... 2... 3! New Hardcore Champ!
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Old 07-16-2011, 10:13 AM   #14
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Swinging in on a mysterious vine, Bizarroking kicks MikeyMike in the chest and swings at him with "Janice" that he "borrowed" from Abyss. MikeyMike passes out from fear and Bizarrokign pins him

1-2-3! New Champ!

"DAAAAAAAH! LOO LOO LOO LOO" I flail my arms around with the belt in one hand.
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Old 07-16-2011, 11:16 AM   #15
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Old 07-16-2011, 11:40 AM   #16
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Old 07-16-2011, 11:38 AM   #17
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Rammsteinmad attacks BizzaroKing from behind. BK fights back and jobs RSM out.

Rammsteinmad then goes on TPWW and complains about how Rammsteinmad is underrated and being held down by management.
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Old 07-16-2011, 12:23 PM   #18
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Shadrick takes off all of his clothes. Bizarro, completely in awe of Shadricks awesome physique, doesn't at all notice the truck coming up behind him with....RIKISHI BEHIND THE WHEEL. Bizzaro is down, and so is Shadrick for the cover. Mick Foley comes out of nowhere in a referees uniform. 1-2-3 and we have a two time hardcore champion.

BUT AT WHAT COST??!?!?!
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Old 07-16-2011, 12:48 PM   #19
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Razzamajazz nipple tweaks shadrick and he submits.

new champ
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Old 07-16-2011, 01:30 PM   #20
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Rammsteinmad walks past Razzamajazz and greets him.
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Old 07-16-2011, 01:34 PM   #21
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Ermaximus walks past Razz and Ramm and hits them both with stun guns. As they spazz out on the floor he covers them. 1, 2, 3.

New Champion.

Ermaximus then gives the title to Taker It Easy and leaves.
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Old 07-16-2011, 01:37 PM   #22
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Old 07-16-2011, 01:43 PM   #23
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Iginfest kills Taker it easy to vacate the title.
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Old 07-16-2011, 02:00 PM   #24
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As the Anonymous Raw General Manager, Lock Jaw awards the vacant title to Pete Gas.
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Old 07-16-2011, 02:01 PM   #25
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Flying Dead Cat! Bizarroking hurls it in Iginfest's face and KO's him to take the Hardcore Title.
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Old 07-16-2011, 02:07 PM   #26
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itsmeJD spins BizarroKing around and covers the holes in his paperbag, smothering him. Covers him for the pin, 1-2-3....

The winner, and NNNNNEEEWWWWWWW Hardcore Champion, itsmeJD!
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Old 07-16-2011, 02:24 PM   #27
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While on a tour of Australia, the returning TJ Midnight clips the tiny lock off of JD's bag with an over sized pair of bolt cutters and steals the title.
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Old 07-16-2011, 02:28 PM   #28
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Old 07-16-2011, 02:29 PM   #29
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Iginfest attends CSL's funeral. And wins the title somehow.
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Old 07-16-2011, 02:31 PM   #30
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Meanwhile, Pete Gas sits in his secret underground lair with the REAL Hardcore Title, enjoying the discord that his fake title has been causing.
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Old 07-16-2011, 04:00 PM   #32
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Thats not fucking fair, no one can beat Pete Gas.
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Old 07-16-2011, 04:15 PM   #33
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Just be glad I didn't give the title to STEVE BLACKMAN
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Smelly Meatball hires a crazy looking Steve Blackman to find both Pete Gas and Iginfest and uses the Blackman stare to make both of them vacate the title.

Meatball then duct tapes both titles together into a new single title and gets Nunzio to do a random 1-2-3 count.

Winner and new Undisputed duct tape Hardcore champion
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Taker It Easy is revived and he kills this thread. Goodbye!
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Lock Jaw crawls into a duct. There he comes face to face with the deadly Duct Ape. Armed with nothing but a spoon, Lock Jaw manages to best his foe. He skins it and makes a nice manly hunter cloak.
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Old 07-16-2011, 06:08 PM   #37
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But what Lock Jaw didn't count on was Bizarro's secret weapon...CYBEROCTOGONAPUS REX! Half Man, Half Octopus, Half T-Rex, and Half Cyborg!

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Eddie Vedder won the title back on page 2 and was never beaten for it. Thus voiding everything that happened after that. Eddie Vedder has been the Hardcore Champion for over 5 years now.
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Wow, this thread has gone farther into the shitter than I thought it would.
Let's just see how much worse the rabbit hole g.. uh, wait that doesn't work. Uh... nevermind. Just watch this:

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Eddie Vedder won the title back on page 2 and was never beaten for it. Thus voiding everything that happened after that. Eddie Vedder has been the Hardcore Champion for over 5 years now.
Unbeknownst to Eddie, Tom Guycott shows up to some nondescript Pearl Jam show in the ass end of Peru. After getting crowd surfed to the stage, someone tosses me on Eddie like a reverse suicide dive. David Penzer JUST SO HAPPENS to be in attendance, and I get the three count.

That's what he gets for resting on his laurels.

I cut a promo on Vedder saying as much, then, completely ripping off Shane Douglass, I DENOUNCE/VACATE the title I just won. I'd rather defend this instead: getting exactly what I wanted from day one in the process.

At the end of my promo, I apologize for the interruption, ask McCready to play me off with "Maggot Brain", and stumble off into the confused masses.

New (Unofficial) McDonalds champion: Tom Guycott
Recipiant of Vacated Hardcore title: some random stagehand
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