Angle, Haas, and Benjamin... Please TNA

[Next Big Thing]

Originally Posted by Noid Charlie Haas entertains me. He seems like a really cool guy. I dunno, I just like him. Also, when he is wrestling, the dude pretty much does stuff perfectly. If you booked him like a monster (ability-wise), and he actually got treated like a big deal, then he would catch on in a Benoit role, I think. Benoit was actually treated like his wrestling ability made him a threat and a big deal. For the past few years, all Haas has been is a guy that loses matches. I hope TNA does pick up both Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin, who I think would suit TNA perfectly. Hopefully Benjamin completely shaves his head and loses the "gold" theme, though. Give them a "serious wrestlers" gimmick, and it writes itself. You could debut them by having them destroy Matt Morgan in a Handicap Match, since he's doing that "one man team" thing. Although that means you have to keep that going for another 90 days. Ew. Eventually I'd like to see them as a team, though. And eventually they can confront Kurt Angle, and be all "Hey Kurt, remember us?" and Kurt is all "gulp." Give Angle another great wrestler as a tag team partner, and there's a nice feud for ya.

Haas and Benjamin have to be paired with Angle. They struggle on the mic too much to be by themselves. Let Angle do the talking and let them be serious.

[MoFo]

Why do Internet smarks suck jobbers dicks and say they were 'underrated' or 'mis-used'? It's lame and unfunny. Haas was only ever over in that imposter gimmick for like 3 weeks, Shelton has a whole Botchmania dedicated to him, Hassan wasnt even talented etc. It's as old as Chuck Norris jokes. Not cool.

[tjmidnight420]

Originally Posted by MoFo I am a sock. I'm trolling to piss you off. I think I am, but I'm Not cool.

This is the translation for what you just said. Why join an IWC message board unless you're either:
A) a smark
B) a sock
C) banned from every other board you've ever joined.

Seriously. Coming here and talking shit isn't doing you any favors. Stating your opinion is fine. Talking shit, not so much. Unless you're HBPunk, then we're used to it. You, however, are not HBPunk.